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Saturday Jan 03, 2009

Jan 3, 2009
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Hello one and all.

I can only apologise for my lack of festive activity on here as of late. Truth be told my lack of New Year's introspection, and an apt summary of my NYE experience can be best conveyed by this photo:



Yes, I have not been a well chappy, and that's an array of the various unctures and reagents I've been shovelling down my neck since the 30th in a desperate bid to stave off some horrible throat-fucking illness/infection/flesh-peeling parasite. On the plus side, I actually managed solid food today. On the downside, it appears to have relinquished my throat in favour of dividing it's forces between my chest and, somehow, working it's way up my jawline to my ear. I'll get you yet you bastard.

New Year's reviews and such once this war is won. There shall be no mercy.
VIEW 25 of 25 COMMENTS
barny:
right are you ready for the weekend? have you charged your batteries, have you washed some clean underwear? have you fumigated your flat?! oh well... maybe not necisary!
i cant wait for creamy cuddles! will see what happens too but would be cool to see your flat sometime, maybe my next trip if not this one biggrin

Jan 27, 2009
nickyr:
we could just converse through the magic of the internet for the rest of our lives. i need never leave this seat again xxx
Jan 28, 2009

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