Is there any hope for us, or are the rumors true?
Are we just the mulch and kindling that accrues?
Can we recover from this?
Hello again you staggering bucket of twats. I should probably pull out the same cliche line again about oh, hasn't it been ages since I last updated and all that jazz, but fuck it. It has been a while though, there's been one or two things of note happen in that time. New Years itself was a blast, I went round to Iannnnnns and he proved to be ever the gracious host, plying us with tacos, pizza, garlic bread, booze, anything we needed really. My memory of the event itself is rather patchy, as I consumed a heroic amount of Jack Daniels, but I DO remember putting Lissom in a full nelson and climbing on the sofa during a particularly thrilling Guitar Hero solo, playing the guitar behind my head and thrusting my crotch in John_Stitch's face, all without missing a note. Ergo I am awesome.
Other than that, not much has happened, I've been working too hard and not getting bladdered enough. This will change. Thankfully I have my birthday coming up soon which I thoroughly intend to be a truly legendary night out. If there aren't both hijinx AND shennanigans, you shall ahve my head. Or something.
Anyhow, a couple of people asked me what tehy could get for my brithday, so I thought it prudent to make a wishlist, for those of you whor emain as mystified by the new layout as I do, you can find it in the 'Contact' tab.
And so, I leave you with this:
Are we just the mulch and kindling that accrues?
Can we recover from this?
Hello again you staggering bucket of twats. I should probably pull out the same cliche line again about oh, hasn't it been ages since I last updated and all that jazz, but fuck it. It has been a while though, there's been one or two things of note happen in that time. New Years itself was a blast, I went round to Iannnnnns and he proved to be ever the gracious host, plying us with tacos, pizza, garlic bread, booze, anything we needed really. My memory of the event itself is rather patchy, as I consumed a heroic amount of Jack Daniels, but I DO remember putting Lissom in a full nelson and climbing on the sofa during a particularly thrilling Guitar Hero solo, playing the guitar behind my head and thrusting my crotch in John_Stitch's face, all without missing a note. Ergo I am awesome.
Other than that, not much has happened, I've been working too hard and not getting bladdered enough. This will change. Thankfully I have my birthday coming up soon which I thoroughly intend to be a truly legendary night out. If there aren't both hijinx AND shennanigans, you shall ahve my head. Or something.
Anyhow, a couple of people asked me what tehy could get for my brithday, so I thought it prudent to make a wishlist, for those of you whor emain as mystified by the new layout as I do, you can find it in the 'Contact' tab.
And so, I leave you with this:
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mat8drb:
Oh, and happy birthday for TODAY. 
frantic:
happy bday!