Ok, let's try a little harder this time. I WILL write this update, I WILL I WILL I WILL.
*ahem*
So yes, as you could probably tell I've been gripped by a wave of extraordinary apathy as of late, it's not even that I've had nothing to do, my life as of late has involved both shennanigans AND hijinx. Take, for example, the previous weekend, it all seems somewhat pointless writing about it now as everyone else has already; saturday I went out for fashionfuneral's birthday, was quite shouty, had my nipples mercilessly abused by Sinope (which normally I'd have to go find a discreet little apartment on nearby Berwick Street and fork over a moderate amount of cash money for :o ), drank tequila, went to Afterschool, marvelled at the fuckwits, watched the fuckwits I was there with give each other hickies, you know, the usual. Sunday was somewhat more subdued, drinks in Camden and lots and lots of shouting with people I don't see nearly often enough. I may have threatened to stab people, I can't quite remember. I was out again wednesday evening for goodbye drinks with the lovely foralways (will probably be gone by the time you read this
) and, again, shouting and possible threats of horrible violence, it all blends together these days.
As for what I've been doing recently, well...
- Calling people 'Slapnuts McGinty' far too often, and I don't know why.
- Been rather intimidated by the sheer bulk of Cryptonomicon and decided to warm myself by blowing through The Alphabet of Manliness in a few hours instead.
- Been having almost every square inch of my arse kicked by Ninja Gaiden. Sweet Christ that game is hard. Apparently when you complete it you get an even harder difficulty mode. That's not a reward, that's punishment.
- Been watching a lot of videos on youtube. These tend to fall into one of two categories:
Old Bollywood clips (yes. Really. Bollywood is quite possibly the happiest-looking place on Earth)
I guarantee you've never seen a man dance like this. Plus the bassline is pure aural cocaine. This bizarre Indian disco Jimi Hendrix is now my idol.
Ok, I just think this one is actually pretty cool
I don't know why, but the way they try to sync up the obnoxious synths to the guy's disapproving looks at the beginning of this made me laugh till my gut hurt. Plus at one point where the woman dances out of a room it looks JUST like something out of The Shining
My God, it's an asian Michael Jackson only without the child molestation! Oh... wait.... now he's dancing on a perspex bus full of scared schoolgirls... scratch that.
I have also been watching Clips from the Maury Povitch Show (otherwise known as HO JUSTICE!)
His reaction is equal parts depresing and joyous
Holy SHIT that hambeast can move! For bonus points and added hilarity, keep a close eye on the guy as the woman runs off
Dictionary definition of 'LUCKY FUCKING ESCAPE'. Jesus, who'd stick their dick in such a big ol' bag of crazy?
BITCH STOP FUCKING
"Where the jewry at? This ain' my baby! This baby ain' got mah gift o' gab!"
Ok, so it's not paternity tests but... BALLOON! ARGH!
*ahem*
So yes, as you could probably tell I've been gripped by a wave of extraordinary apathy as of late, it's not even that I've had nothing to do, my life as of late has involved both shennanigans AND hijinx. Take, for example, the previous weekend, it all seems somewhat pointless writing about it now as everyone else has already; saturday I went out for fashionfuneral's birthday, was quite shouty, had my nipples mercilessly abused by Sinope (which normally I'd have to go find a discreet little apartment on nearby Berwick Street and fork over a moderate amount of cash money for :o ), drank tequila, went to Afterschool, marvelled at the fuckwits, watched the fuckwits I was there with give each other hickies, you know, the usual. Sunday was somewhat more subdued, drinks in Camden and lots and lots of shouting with people I don't see nearly often enough. I may have threatened to stab people, I can't quite remember. I was out again wednesday evening for goodbye drinks with the lovely foralways (will probably be gone by the time you read this
) and, again, shouting and possible threats of horrible violence, it all blends together these days.
As for what I've been doing recently, well...
- Calling people 'Slapnuts McGinty' far too often, and I don't know why.
- Been rather intimidated by the sheer bulk of Cryptonomicon and decided to warm myself by blowing through The Alphabet of Manliness in a few hours instead.
- Been having almost every square inch of my arse kicked by Ninja Gaiden. Sweet Christ that game is hard. Apparently when you complete it you get an even harder difficulty mode. That's not a reward, that's punishment.
- Been watching a lot of videos on youtube. These tend to fall into one of two categories:
Old Bollywood clips (yes. Really. Bollywood is quite possibly the happiest-looking place on Earth)
I guarantee you've never seen a man dance like this. Plus the bassline is pure aural cocaine. This bizarre Indian disco Jimi Hendrix is now my idol.
Ok, I just think this one is actually pretty cool
I don't know why, but the way they try to sync up the obnoxious synths to the guy's disapproving looks at the beginning of this made me laugh till my gut hurt. Plus at one point where the woman dances out of a room it looks JUST like something out of The Shining
My God, it's an asian Michael Jackson only without the child molestation! Oh... wait.... now he's dancing on a perspex bus full of scared schoolgirls... scratch that.
I have also been watching Clips from the Maury Povitch Show (otherwise known as HO JUSTICE!)
His reaction is equal parts depresing and joyous
Holy SHIT that hambeast can move! For bonus points and added hilarity, keep a close eye on the guy as the woman runs off
Dictionary definition of 'LUCKY FUCKING ESCAPE'. Jesus, who'd stick their dick in such a big ol' bag of crazy?
BITCH STOP FUCKING
"Where the jewry at? This ain' my baby! This baby ain' got mah gift o' gab!"
Ok, so it's not paternity tests but... BALLOON! ARGH!
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