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Monday Jun 16, 2003

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I have fans! Wheeee!

Ok, I haven't had much of a chance to update the journal as I've ben working on my site, which should hopefully go live in about 2-3 days, but as someone was asking, I jut thought I'd post this from the site:

Dear Penis,

Im sorry to do this, it seems like such a cowardly way to break the news, but you know Ive always been the type of guy to think things through before doing anything and this just seemed like the best way to make sure Ive said everything that needs to be said.

Things just arent working out. Were just too different to keep living together and Im afraid Im going to have to ask you to move out. Id like to say its not you, that its me, or its no-ones fault, but thats not entirely true. You just simply arent a very considerate roomie Penis. To take an example, Im perfectly aware of the complications that arise from both an early-morning desire to pee and morning wood. However, there has to be something you can do about it. Cant you bend it down or something? Maybe some sort of funnel arrangement could be fashioned. Ill tell you this, the Feet brothers have told me if they have to stand in your pee one more day, theyre about ready to kick you in the balls.

We can never go out with you either, youre just a complete embarrassment in public places. The first sign of an even remotely attractive woman and there you go, jumping up and down, desperate to try and get her attention, waving your head around and going all red in the face. Youd think that after shes gone youd pipe down a bit, but no, one thought of her and youre bouncing around like a lunatic again.

And just so you know its not just me who has a problem with you, Bladder just doesnt get on with you either. I mean, for Christs sakes, you two cant even go to a movie together without pissing each other off and getting up and down all the time.

Ive been asking around, and I think Im going to see if Vagina wants to move into your old room. I know she has the embarrassing dribbling problem but at least you can cover that up with clothing or something. Anyhow, Im sorry this all had to happen, and maybe we can stay friends or something, you can come visit now and again.

Yours sincerely,
Brain
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
caz:
LOL..soo funny, and thatnx for signing the Knightmare petition. I'd be proud to be in the team wink
Jul 8, 2003
kinto:
Hey Mr librarian, time to update the journal ?

have fun this summer!

K
Jul 10, 2003

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