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Monday Feb 13, 2006

Feb 13, 2006
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Reason #3256 why I (and, to a lesser extent, my friends) am awesome:
I have my own fan art. Yes bitches, that's right. For my birthday recently I have received two pictures of my pantie-moistening visage, the first from the adorable AlwaysBeingblue:



And the second from the unfairly-talented McK:



Am I not pretty? Incidentally, you can see more of McK's rather spiffy artwork in the excellent graphic novel, Long Hot Summer (available from all good comic shops).

EDITZORZ: And then there's this beauty from Burning_In_Water:



So yes, things have been good my pretties. Was out for shennanigans and frolics with the SGUK crowd last saturday which ended up with me getting hammered at Vicky's. Woke up, almost managed to ruin TheNonStopDancer's relationship with wacky homoeroticism before I restrained myself, then had a cuddle and a chat about relationships with Vicky. Was nice, yet somehow emasculating. I felt like the gay best friend character in a romantic comedy. Work this week promises to be fun, it's half-term and my boss has booked the whole week off. As a preview of the super fun to come, here's a conversation I had with someone today

HER: Can I use the computers please?
ME: You need to be over 16 to use the computers here.
HER: But I am 16.
ME: Can you prove it?
HER: My date of birth is 19th of October, 1989.
ME: ... That makes you 15.
HER: ... Yeah.
ME: ... You're not using the computers. Next time use a calculator.

Big Poppa Creamy's AudioVisual Goodness
Ok folks, I'm afraid I wont' be bringing you any new music this week, I need some time to collect my thoughts (and mp3s). So rather than leave you bereft, I've been mining the rich seam of goodness that is Google Video to bring you some nuggets of pure beauty.

Never were words of such wisdom uttered by a troll.
A-FUCKING-MEN
They got for doing this and were invited onto TV shows. Seriously.
I *heart* the Internet (courtesy of Dylan)
I REALLY *heart* the Internet
VIEW 25 of 33 COMMENTS
its_matt:
always good to see you with a knife, son... always. biggrin
Feb 20, 2006
foralways:
no, none of those things, just a belly full of jelly. tongue
mmm... squishy! wink
Feb 20, 2006

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