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Tuesday Jan 24, 2006

Jan 24, 2006
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Hello my lovelies,

Once more I have been somewhat less than prodigious with my journal output (I think it is now law that every entry I write starts like this) as I really have had bugger all to say as of late. The highlight as of late has been an X-Box 360 session of truly heroic proportions (incidentally, Condemned has now reduced me to a gibbering little girl, another reason for my lack of cogent and entertaining updates).

A couple of things, however:



You know what this flagrant little bit of camera whoring means? OH YEAH BABY, the Camera of Lies is back and badder than ever. I done gone and spent a whole load of money to procure a shiny new toy. Expect many pictures at my forthcoming birthday bash.


Hmmm... my birthday... now there's a thing. I'm going to be 25 at the end of the week. Twenty-five. Twenty-sodding-five. That's a intimidating number, you
know, a quarter of a century. I would make some quip about how Alexander had made most of the known world his bitch by now, but I'm about 3 YEARS TOO SODDING LATE. Aah well, in an entirely seperate issue, I'm excited as hell about celebrating my birthday with a large number of rather groovy people

(and mistercreosote).


I've also developed a worrying habit recently, I've been scavenging all sorts of ephemera that people leave saved on the desktops at work, take this disturbing missive I found penned in Word:

DEAR BROTHER JOHN,

CALVARY GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY GOD(YAHWEH) AND HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON YAHSHUA THE MESSIAH WHO CONDESCENDED HIMSELF FROM HIS HEAVENLY THRONE TO SHED HIS ROYAL BLOOD FOR THE REMISSION, ATONEMENT AND PROPITIATION OF OUR INIQUITIES. EVEN THOUGH WE ARE PROFLIGATE(DEBAUCH), REPROBATE, PERMISSIVE, LICENTIOUS, MALICIOUS(LATIN MALIS-MALIS=BAD), CALLOUS, EVIL CONCOPISCENT ETC

I AM NOT ASHAMED OF THE GOSPEL, BECAUSE IT IS THE POWER OF GOD FOR THE SALVATION OF EVERYONE WHO BELIEVES; FIRST FOR THE JEW, THEN FOR THE GENTILES(ROMANS 1;16). ALL LIKE SHEEP HAVE GONE ASTRAY(ISAHIAH 53;6).

THE CARDINAL ETHIC OF TRUE RELIGION IS AGAPE(GODLY LOVE), SELFLESSNESS, CHARITY, PRAYER, ALTRIUISM, SELF CONTROL, DYING TO SELF, FORGIVENESS, HOPE, FAITH, CONFESSION(JAMES 5;16A), TITHING(ACTS 20;35, MALACHI 3;10-12. LUKE 6;38), PENANCE, PENITENCE, BIBLE READING ETC

AS A CHRISTIAN PRIEST, IT IS INCUMBENT UPON YOU TO ASKED THE CONGREGATION TO READ THE HOLY BOOK, THE HOLY BIBLE.

PLEASE FIND ENCLOSED A STIPEND FOR 20=00 FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD PRIEST.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PRAYERFUL CONCERN AND SUPPORT WHICH IS AN ENCOURAGEMENT TO US

YOURS I N THE SOON COMING SAVIOUR,
(name witheld to protect the loopy)

Bear in mind that it was actually written in all caps. Yeesh.



Big Poppa Creamy's Audio Goodness

Those who may have missed it last time, do not fear, I have not neglected the goodness, I just completely forgot to do it last update, so here goes:

Bill Cosby - Dope Pusher: Now this is one to file firmly under 'WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?'. It would appear that Bill Cosby, some time ago, put out a record of him telling a worringly indulgent audience of kids that drugs are bad, mmm'kay? Dope Pusher is a gloriously deranged sing-song about, well, dope pushers. Be under no illusions people, when you hear Bill Cosby warble out 'MARIJUANA!' in his shaky, falsetto warble, then you KNOW that if anyone knows how bad drugs are, it's Bill Cosby.

50 Foot Wave - Clara Bow: Next up is a raucous number from a band I've never heard of before, 50 foot wave. This one barrels along, feeling rush and breathless, barely even stopping to stretch it's legs at the chorus.

Queen - Battle Theme (Flash Gordon Soundtrack): Oh yeah bitches, I went there. I used to love the Flash Gordon film. In fact, I still do, campness and homoerotic undertones included. This is the song from the Hawkmen's assault on the spaceship. I've uploaded a version with all the sound effects because, quite frankly, if you can listen to this and Brian Blessed's triumphant cry of 'DDDIIIIVVVVVEEEE!' and not become filled with a giggling, childlike glee then you are not a person I want to know, you HIDEOUS SOULLESS AUTOMATON.
VIEW 25 of 64 COMMENTS
mat8drb:
To be honest, if you sit down and follow the instructions, Movable Type is not that bad. I rarely follow instructions and it was like the blind leading a dead mouse doing it. You should be fine if you've done a message board though.

I really think that Superdrug is the young attractive twenty your old girl who goes out to get smashed to the disapproval of the 58 year old mother, Boots.
Jan 30, 2006
jackie:
yeah was great that so many people turned up, but a shame we couldnt all get to chat more...looking forward to the next one. biggrin
Jan 30, 2006

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