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We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts says:
I like the Bit in The Dark Knight Returns where he cuts dudes hands off with his razor cape
We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts says:
and the fists in the air bit
Ben says:
Put on your tights and GIVE THEM HELL!
Ben says:
Only Batman could make that line work
Ben says:
Either that, or some kind of militant tranny
We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts says:
yeah
We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts says:
Like pete burns on pharmaceutical grade coke witha five gallon drum of aviation fuel
Ben says:
Even so, it just wouldn't sound as convincing as Batman
We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts says:
no
Ben says:
In fact, Pete Burns on coke is just a couple of corpses away from being The Joker anyway
We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts says:
oh man, yes!
Ben says:
Seriously, someone call Christoper Nolan. We can end the Internet gossip now, we've fucking casted The Joker
We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts says:
fuck yeah
We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts says:
it'd totally nail that creepy sexual edge as well
Ben says:
Plus who else but a drag queen could you get to dress in vivid puple suits with lime-green ties?
We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts says:
yes
We're Young, We're Fit, We Do Our Own Stunts says:
who else but pete burns would be crazy enough to twist their own head on a broken neck?


Internet kookery aside, I've been reading Fables a lot recently. It's one of those series I've been putting off because the artwork kept putting me off. So it turns out I'm a retard. Volume 4, March of the Wooden Soldiers, is one of the bestest things I've read in ages. I hate it when in a book/film/comic/carved stone tablet they start to build up to the big climatic fight/battle/conflict of some description/heated argument and when you get there it's just plain rubbish. If you're going to hype up a big battle then HAVE THE BIG BATTLE YOU FUCKS. Otherwise you're just a bunch of filthy cock-teases. Anyhow, Fables gets it right, and had a line about Young Republicans that made me laugh till I was hoarse.