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Ok, again dispensing with the humour for this entry, as I tihnk I've got something fairly important to say.

After what's happened to me today, I've come to realise just what a lucky man I am. I have been blessed with a large, loving and wonderful family. We don't just get together once or twice a year either, we're always meeting this aunt or that...
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asha:
sadly, mine too are fucktards - but then you probably already knew that.

maybe one day i'll just make my own biggrin lol!
big_dave:
Best wishes your way, man. One of my greatest regrets is never knowing too much about my grand and great-grandparents, but I was pretty young when most of'em went to the big engine shed in the sky. My dad's dad was a cook, rifleman and then boat skipper at Normandy piloting one of the landing craft up the beach on D-Day. That kinda shit makes you realise your whole existence comes down to sheer chance and yeah, you really do need to make the most of whatever you've been dealt while you're here, whether that be family, friends, or whatever.

See you soon smile
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Ok, feeling better from my last journal entry (although I hope this doesn't mean Vix isn't going to give me cuddles on friday tongue ). My grandad's been in and out of hospital but he's basically ok, the current thoery was that he's got gallstone problems that give him flashes of pain so intense they bring on seizures or somesuch. But yeah, he's back home and...
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hermes:
Well no-one's told me that before, but I did train under the great eyebrow actor Roger Moore smile

Yup moral superiority sucks, but I like to think that these guys are earning a sufficient amount of bad karma that they'll be coming back as dung beetles in their next lives.
maelwys:
Good to see again on Friday even if I did bugger off before the major boozing began.

Your atheistic church is a supurb idea. However, I am affiliated with the God of Beer and Belenos. One requires me to consume alcohol and sacrifice sobriety and the other requires me to stuff Politicians in huge wicker men and set fire to them. The wicker man bit is fun since you can also toast sausages while listening to the screams.

[Edited on Sep 16, 2003]
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Ok, so I haven't had time to write a seperate update for my journal for now, so instead I shall redirect you to my intarweb site that I write along with another guy that I know from which I will probably be posting more excerpts in the future

http://www.randomactsofnonviolence.com

Enjoy.
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maelwys:
Yep, got Versus. A bloody class film. The epitome of Coolness: Zombies, demons, swords, guns and black leather coats. I love the scene where the demon bloke punches through the chaps head. Ends up with the eyeballs stuck to his fist biggrin hehe, I sprayed beer over my living room when I first saw that.
maelwys:
I now have a new desktop on my hunk of junk, ta very much biggrin

That came out real good. I salute you sir!
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I have fans! Wheeee!

Ok, I haven't had much of a chance to update the journal as I've ben working on my site, which should hopefully go live in about 2-3 days, but as someone was asking, I jut thought I'd post this from the site:

Dear Penis,

Im sorry to do this, it seems like such a cowardly way to break the news, but...
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caz:
LOL..soo funny, and thatnx for signing the Knightmare petition. I'd be proud to be in the team wink
kinto:
Hey Mr librarian, time to update the journal ?

have fun this summer!

K
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We've got another work experience kid in the library. I can't decide if she's another person with learning difficulties like the last one (who was a sweet guy, just very loud) or if she's just dumb as a stump. This does not bode well...
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nic:
The Colour of Magic.
nickysonic:
Update, boy!!! I look forward to yr journals!
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10 things I want to say (and mean it) before I die:


1. Now now ladies, no need for the two of you to fight over little old me.
2. Follow that car!
3. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
4. Now now ladies, no need for the three of you to fight over little...
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maelwys:
Aha! I do not use Kung-Fu! For the Schwartz is my ally biggrin
creamygoodness:
Aaah, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
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Not like I've got people hanging on my every word, but sorry about the long delay between entries, I swear one of these days I'll get round to doing it semi-regularly.

Inside the mind of a cynical bastard librarian - Part the Second

1:00pm - Ok, back from lunch and ready to do some serious, productive work. Thankfully this only lasts about 15 minutes and...
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maelwys:
I enjoyed the first MGS so I think I will end up getting the newer one too.
Pointless cutscenes annoy me, if it's a well done part of the story that's a different matter. Blood Omen - Legacy of Kain had some good ones, and the Final Fantasy goes without saying.

So, how was it, you know, meeting Jesus? biggrin
creamygoodness:
The bastard could have at least done soemthing about my skin. I guess that's what I get for being an atheist
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Inside the mind of an embittered, overly cynical Librarian:

8:10am - Christ, it's far too fucking cold to be getting up this early, I'm sure if I go for a piss it's going to turn into an icicle before it hits the basin. Time to hit the showers

8:50am - I'm going to be late! I'm going to be late and I've got a meeting...
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nickysonic:
I fucking hate random people on the internet fucking swearing. Boom boom.
blueeyedangel:
Librarians rule. I loved the movie "Party Girl" where Parker Posey finds her calling as a librarian.

Maybe you could attach a grounding wire to yourself so the static would be discharged harmlessly prior to shock. However that may just provoke your ghosts' wrath and he would escalate from its sensless acts of random shocking to more malicious acts.
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So, for my first journal entry, I was planning to wax lyrical on the male orgasm. Not the usual kind of first entry, I'm sure, but hey, I wanted to make a splash *rimshot*

However, after today's events, I felt I just had to write about them instead. As about 4 or 5 of you may know, I'm a librarian. After working just on saturdays...
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superfly4343:
Happy Birthday.

Are you a Dewey Decimal person or a Library of Congress person?

Just wondering if there is an intellectual debate about this somewhere.

cheers
creamygoodness:
Dewey Decimal system, I guess, seeing as how I have absolutely no idea what you mean by Library of Congress, what with me being a Brit and all. And if you wonder if there's a good, intelletual debate to be had regarding methods of non-fiction classification and organisation... well... I don't quite know how to answer that, so I'll just have another drink. tongue