Life is good.
So I've just been lying back in my room, bringing one obsession to a close, with the last volume of Transmetropolitan (to a soundtrack of Rise Against, thanks munch!) and starting a whole new one with the first volume of Preacher (switch over to some Johnny Cash). Not a bad come-down for what's turned out to be a rather eventful week....
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So I've just been lying back in my room, bringing one obsession to a close, with the last volume of Transmetropolitan (to a soundtrack of Rise Against, thanks munch!) and starting a whole new one with the first volume of Preacher (switch over to some Johnny Cash). Not a bad come-down for what's turned out to be a rather eventful week....
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MOTHERFUCKING COCKBITE KNOB-GUZZLING MONKEY-SPUTUM-DRINKING WHOREBASTARD DIE ON ANTHRAX STABBING DEATH-KNIVES YOU CUNTING FUCKSOCKS!
*Takes a deep breath* Well... that feels slightly better. As you might be able to tell, I'm a mite peeved. Some charming fellow seems to have taken it upon himself to purloin my phone whilst I was enjoying an otherwise splendid night out with the gang.
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*Takes a deep breath* Well... that feels slightly better. As you might be able to tell, I'm a mite peeved. Some charming fellow seems to have taken it upon himself to purloin my phone whilst I was enjoying an otherwise splendid night out with the gang.
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phoenixfox38523:
Hiya matey...sorry i was a bit off on Sunday...i wasn't feeling too good and can come across a bit funny... hopefully we'll meet again and i'll put it right 
daisie:
nice to have met you yestarday
Whoops.
I just got the umpteenth call from a telemarketer today asking for a 'Mr Bartlett'. Naturally I told them I'd just go get him (him being me, natch) and left the phone for a minute or so. I figured they might want some nice hold music while they waited, so I put the phone up to the speakers and started blaring out 'Die for...
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I just got the umpteenth call from a telemarketer today asking for a 'Mr Bartlett'. Naturally I told them I'd just go get him (him being me, natch) and left the phone for a minute or so. I figured they might want some nice hold music while they waited, so I put the phone up to the speakers and started blaring out 'Die for...
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fpkk:
Nicely done.
The next telemarketer round my way gets Alec Empire and no quibbles.
If you're about wish me luck for my driving test tomorrow. Thanks!
The next telemarketer round my way gets Alec Empire and no quibbles.
If you're about wish me luck for my driving test tomorrow. Thanks!
sonicmoo:
excellent! I had again one last night, I'll select a good tune for next time 
what about "I don't give a fuck" from Peaches?
excellent! I had again one last night, I'll select a good tune for next time
what about "I don't give a fuck" from Peaches?
Love. It's a funny old game isn't it?
I was sitting at the bus stop on my way back home today when I saw something that really got to me. A young couple, extremely chavish, he's in a hoodie and baseball cap, she looks like a hurricane ripped through a JJB Sports and the Debenhams makeup counter, not unattractive but you'd never tell under the...
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I was sitting at the bus stop on my way back home today when I saw something that really got to me. A young couple, extremely chavish, he's in a hoodie and baseball cap, she looks like a hurricane ripped through a JJB Sports and the Debenhams makeup counter, not unattractive but you'd never tell under the...
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tobie:
sorry I had to run..but I got the fans, so now she can take them to bits and remake them to her own designs.
badrobot:
awwww! You could be the Dr Barnado of the chav world; talking them in and showing them that life can be good.
Well, I had another fun night last night helping antenna shoot his music video for rather spiffy band, BrandViolet.
I was out with antenna, brainfreeze, Vicky, Neonkick and Sally, the lovely lead singer from the band. Shooting for the evening mainly involved me hanging around looking seedy (a bit of a shift in character for me, but I just about pulled...
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I was out with antenna, brainfreeze, Vicky, Neonkick and Sally, the lovely lead singer from the band. Shooting for the evening mainly involved me hanging around looking seedy (a bit of a shift in character for me, but I just about pulled...
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poptard:
papa creamy stricks again i see
it may be a lazer, i think there is one in there...if not i'll put one in there for you
in fact i'll put a super fuck off lazer
it may be a lazer, i think there is one in there...if not i'll put one in there for you
in fact i'll put a super fuck off lazer
kate:
i liked the training bit
with the fat guy and his eggs....`MY EGGS!!! NOOO!`
and also when that guy starts crawling along when that team start kicking the shit out of them, when that huge phone and gun appear in his hands...genius
i am still laughing about it
with the fat guy and his eggs....`MY EGGS!!! NOOO!`
and also when that guy starts crawling along when that team start kicking the shit out of them, when that huge phone and gun appear in his hands...genius
i am still laughing about it
I have a confession to make.
I haven't really been honest with all of you. In fact, I haven't been honest at all. I'm not the person you thought you knew, good old Ben, always on hand with his camera and a witty remark. Bit of a laugh, bit of a pervy bugger, you know.
The fact is 'Ben' is something of an invention. In...
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I haven't really been honest with all of you. In fact, I haven't been honest at all. I'm not the person you thought you knew, good old Ben, always on hand with his camera and a witty remark. Bit of a laugh, bit of a pervy bugger, you know.
The fact is 'Ben' is something of an invention. In...
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wrathchild:
I'm anti-alpha-city-three-ist, you see I'm from alpha-city-seven and you guys are always going on about how 'scummy' our city is.
vicky:
Cool pics Ben!
Well I should realy write a journal entry about my weekend as a whole, not just about saturday, seeing as how it's been rather eventful, full to the brim as it was with a pair of right fruitcakes. It all started on the friday night, when I went straight on from work to meet the two afore-mentioned freaks, along with munch, Britt and...
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vix:
You good sir are the shiznaz & i shall miss to to bits 
Like i said hopefully back frequently tho...
Like i said hopefully back frequently tho...
antenna:
that video material looks like a secret torture chamber in some US military prison camp... 
did you get my text/mail about the vid shoot? for some reason my phone and e-mails have gone screwy.
it's been switched to Sat night. which of course is when the Vix farewell meet is happening...
if you still fancy making an appearance (starting 8.30 at london bridge station) then that'd be cool. if not then no worries as we have some halfway decent stuff with you anyway...
cheers!
did you get my text/mail about the vid shoot? for some reason my phone and e-mails have gone screwy.
it's been switched to Sat night. which of course is when the Vix farewell meet is happening...
if you still fancy making an appearance (starting 8.30 at london bridge station) then that'd be cool. if not then no worries as we have some halfway decent stuff with you anyway...
cheers!
creamygoodness:
Bits and bobs
Well it's certainly been a fun day. Started off by taking in some cultureat Ladyinsane and Sianyriot's degree art show. Some excellent stuff there, and not just the booblies. We were joined, along with Siany and Lisa, by Munch, partiallyblind, Britt, Mariana and Cakemix. After the art we went for a curry on Brick Lane, which was very good, and...
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fpkk:
Excellent videos dude.
Unfortunately it only hurts when I laugh....
or sneeze...
or shift slightly in my chair...
*Goes off to laugh at drunk caterwauling again*
Unfortunately it only hurts when I laugh....
or sneeze...
or shift slightly in my chair...
*Goes off to laugh at drunk caterwauling again*
kinto:
Thank you Ben.
And yes, this is indeed a fucked up story.
You know, the kind where nobody wins in the end.
And yes, this is indeed a fucked up story.
You know, the kind where nobody wins in the end.
creamygoodness:
A couple of candids
Ok... so... explanations are in order I think. I had an extremely surreal and damp, but extremely fun night last night I was helping antenna shoot a music video for brandviolet's band, called, unsurprisingly, Brandviolet. This involved me dressing up as a pimp and follwing Vicky around, trying to hit on her, and being attacked for my troubles. We hit a few snags,...
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vitriolicunt:
sorry
mechapearlbass:
Yo Pimp Daddy Nice singing tonight I had a wicked time. Next week to record the second half of the album? 
Nice singing tonight I had a wicked time. Next week to record the second half of the album? I'm all soggy.
More later.
More later.
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poptard:
silly boy, i told you, don't go playing with the door to door hosepipe salesmans son,
it only ends in trouble
it only ends in trouble
robsilver:
Me too... 
Well actually I dried out and went to work, but you know what I mean.
Well actually I dried out and went to work, but you know what I mean.
(perils of penelope pitstop)