Arrr and avast, so another fun weekend in the company of the SGUK vagabonds. Firday I met up with munch and doplex after work to go see Hero. Creamy's verdict? It's like Zhang Zi Yi and Maggie Chung actually leapt out of the screen to make sweet, tender love to my eyeballs. Drags a little in places, with one too many long, slow, "Look at...
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Tomorrow I pay someone to poke things in my eye. It'll actually be the first time I've been without glasses since I was about 5 when my parents first realised I was short-sighted whilst watching a Sinbad movie. It's also one of the biggest changes I've ever made to my appearance and squeamish though I am about the idea of lenses or anything at all...
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troubadour:
Yo dude, nice to meet you last night, now I'm a London resident I'm sure I'll catch you again soon.
perversia:
We're back in London! Yay! The move was pretty good and we'll get our arses down to a meet as soon as possible!
You definately suit the contact lens!
You definately suit the contact lens!
Right now I am watching a little cyber-avatar of me do well in his chosen career of politics, amass a small army of rather attractive young women as friends, and get himself more action than I've seen in years.
I am incensed by the smug little bastard.
There are two lessons to be learned from this:
1. Just because your mum is a Sims fanatic,...
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I am incensed by the smug little bastard.
There are two lessons to be learned from this:
1. Just because your mum is a Sims fanatic,...
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kate:
har bloody har
mechapearlbass:
Thanks I will! And I look forward to getting back and sharing a birthday drink with you.
Thanks I will! And I look forward to getting back and sharing a birthday drink with you. *Le sigh*
Well, for the past couple of hours I've been submerging myself in my collection of various musical oddities and assortments, trying to puzzle out a couple of tracklists for the SGUK CD Swap being run by our very own Ciel. It's made me realise a couple of things. First of all, Ratatat are obscenely good. Epic and minimalist (it's just two guys...
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Well, for the past couple of hours I've been submerging myself in my collection of various musical oddities and assortments, trying to puzzle out a couple of tracklists for the SGUK CD Swap being run by our very own Ciel. It's made me realise a couple of things. First of all, Ratatat are obscenely good. Epic and minimalist (it's just two guys...
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badrobot:
My tapes are going to be a complete disaster unless I pull my finger out - arrgggghhhh! I am still considering whether to place everything chronologically according to release dates or my discovery of... i.e. should it start with 70s classic 'lonely boy' by Andrew Gold, or should that be in the 90s when I first heard it?
kate:
ratatat i am much enjoying!
hehehe, that seventeen track is damn funky...funky like a train infact!
hehehe, that seventeen track is damn funky...funky like a train infact!
A quick mental experiment.
Download 'Anyone Can Play Guitar' by Radiohead (legally, of coruse, as we all know that illegally downloading music is the work of evil commie ninja-beasts).
Download iIdioteque' by the same band.
Listen to both.
Double-check the song information that they are actually the same band.
Scratch head in confuzzlement.
I haven't really been up to much this week. I shall not,...
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Download 'Anyone Can Play Guitar' by Radiohead (legally, of coruse, as we all know that illegally downloading music is the work of evil commie ninja-beasts).
Download iIdioteque' by the same band.
Listen to both.
Double-check the song information that they are actually the same band.
Scratch head in confuzzlement.
I haven't really been up to much this week. I shall not,...
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mechapearlbass:
Yeah that sounds good to me
munch:
yay dude, thats ace. that makes my 39th gig of the year!
u ok if I pay you back in oct, when I get paid? that would be bloody handy!
seeya tomorrow
u ok if I pay you back in oct, when I get paid? that would be bloody handy!
seeya tomorrow
I find it highly unlikely that you have had a better weekend than me.
It started off on saturday, when I retreated after work to the SGUK watering hole of choice, and if you don't know what that is by now, you haven't spent more then half an hour on SGUK. I met up with a bunch of the usual suspects and proceeded to get...
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It started off on saturday, when I retreated after work to the SGUK watering hole of choice, and if you don't know what that is by now, you haven't spent more then half an hour on SGUK. I met up with a bunch of the usual suspects and proceeded to get...
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kate:
that would be most kind of you sir!
the version of once upon a time in china i saw was dubbed....and i HATE dubbed films grrr
it doesnt work over cantonese either i think...its too quick for us!
but yeah, the ladder fight is GODLY.
the version of once upon a time in china i saw was dubbed....and i HATE dubbed films grrr
it doesnt work over cantonese either i think...its too quick for us!
but yeah, the ladder fight is GODLY.
kate:
haha, rush hour was on last night....i *think* i remembered to tape it.
ive only seen the second one and the bit i enjoyed most was the outtakes. theres a bit where he falls over doing a stunt and he goes: 'jackie chan ALWAYS ok!!'
fucking hilarious.
jackie chan is great, but jet lis always gonna be my favourite cos hes cuter plus he does tai chi which is my favourite martial art
ive only seen the second one and the bit i enjoyed most was the outtakes. theres a bit where he falls over doing a stunt and he goes: 'jackie chan ALWAYS ok!!'
fucking hilarious.
jackie chan is great, but jet lis always gonna be my favourite cos hes cuter
plus he does tai chi which is my favourite martial artOk, so, I haven't done the whole journal and commenting thing in a while.
This isn't because I have left the site in a huff, or got my legs chopped off in a dramatic but statistically unlikely combine harvester accident or even the encroachment of 'real life'. It's because I'm a lazy motherfucker.
I have, in fact, had a rather good few weeks full of...
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This isn't because I have left the site in a huff, or got my legs chopped off in a dramatic but statistically unlikely combine harvester accident or even the encroachment of 'real life'. It's because I'm a lazy motherfucker.
I have, in fact, had a rather good few weeks full of...
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brandviolet:
The reputation can only grow with the Henderson Shatners video, I'm afraid...
Thanks for getting beat up/bitten etc. again on my behalf...
I think this one is a-gonna be a corker.
See ya soon...
HKS
Thanks for getting beat up/bitten etc. again on my behalf...
I think this one is a-gonna be a corker.
See ya soon...
HKS
gothicwolf:
haha, library's sound like fun sometimes. happy to here your not gone dude. you sir, are a legend amongst men you librarian rock god suave mo fo'er .
.I sometimes get a bit... well... 'funny'... in the hot weather. For example, when being made to lug heavy boxes of books around in the heat by my manager and absolutely dripping with sweat, I amused myself by convincing him that when I was younger I was trained in the ancient Japanese martial art of Yoko-Ono-Mon and that my sensei was a kindly, very westernised...
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johnnyforeigner:
Cheers mate, that was a very nice message
gothicwolf:
just thought i'd pop by and seez how your doing as you haven't been on the boards much lately. but hten alot of people haven't lately i suppose. hope things are going well mate, sguk is getting boring without the old skool people to liven things up. seea ya soon hopefully .
.You know what the best part about having to deal with irritating, gobby 13-year-olds is? They have no capacity for dealing with even slightly complex sarcasm
"Why can't I get onto the chatrooms?"
"Like I said before, the Internet access on these computers is filtered."
"Why?"
"Well the people in charge were worried that if they were allowed to get onto the chatrooms, the kids...
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"Why can't I get onto the chatrooms?"
"Like I said before, the Internet access on these computers is filtered."
"Why?"
"Well the people in charge were worried that if they were allowed to get onto the chatrooms, the kids...
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tubesound:
Anyone over the age of 40 is too morbid and anyone under the age of 18 isn't morbid enough. As for Doom 3 I thought..
-zzt- *light goes out*
...
O Shit
-zzt- *light goes out*
...
O Shit
crackheidi:
The other annoying thing about gobby 13 year olds is that it's socially unacceptable to see how easily they go down following a swift left hook. Although, if I had the speed of thinking, the sarcasm would do just as well.
Well, I'm a little late doing the whole SGUK meet update the journal thingy, but the heat right now is just spreading a big ol cloud of lethargy over the city and all I want to do right now is go lie down in the garden with my book and a cold glass of something.
My weekend was rather spiffing, friday night was an SGUK...
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ciel:
you got thrashed!
adam73:
Clean wholesome fun, now that's a novelty!!
Creamy's Handy Hints on how to get weird looks from your co-workers, Episode 23:
When reading and sorting through the library's e-mails, be sure to give your best Strong Bad impression in ar oom full of old ladies who wouldn't know Homestar Runner if he kicked them in the face.
"What's that? Oh, you want to tell me all about your awesome credit offers? Well...
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When reading and sorting through the library's e-mails, be sure to give your best Strong Bad impression in ar oom full of old ladies who wouldn't know Homestar Runner if he kicked them in the face.
"What's that? Oh, you want to tell me all about your awesome credit offers? Well...
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cherry:
MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA Nighty Nighty. Puny Human.
adam73:
Bloody hell, looks like you got "winted" by cherry!
Creamy's Fun with Telemarketers, Part 2:
As you may or may not recall, a little while back I seem to have inadvertently scared off a telemarketer with my choice of hold music. Naturally, this distressed me greatly, so I was waiting eagerly for my chance to amend for my mistakes. And surely enough, today provided them with not one, not two, but three seperate calls...
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As you may or may not recall, a little while back I seem to have inadvertently scared off a telemarketer with my choice of hold music. Naturally, this distressed me greatly, so I was waiting eagerly for my chance to amend for my mistakes. And surely enough, today provided them with not one, not two, but three seperate calls...
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antenna:
excellent.
two thumbs up (and a big toe).
excellent.
two thumbs up (and a big toe).
catcher01:
I love you
*pulls moonie....runs off...trouser fall back down..falls over.....shit*