creamygoodness

Bah, enough of these coy litle updates, I'm sure half the people reading can guess what I'm referring to anyway.

I just got back from a rather lovely weekend spent in the company of this young lady right here.. Rambling walks with rambling conversation through serene countryside. smiling at each other for no damn reason, Canals, houseboats, the world's dullest rollercoaster, long cold drinks...
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Ok, short update as I can't be bothered to write much. Been a long fucking week at the centre. Had a library that stank of weed, the non-fiction section smelled like a Grateful Dead concert, had a small fire outside the centre (which I stupidly try to put out by standing on it and got a slightly melted sole for my troubles) and a lovely...
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This is my mysterious and enigmatically brief update:

I had a damn good weekend

So I needed to restock one of the learning centre's 4 printers with paper today, so I go over to the stationary cupboard and open it up to get another ream of A4. Inside are reams of paper, boxes of floppy discs, ring binders, folders, and a small child. I didn't know you could order them through the stationary department. This child then proceeded to...
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Right. Well. Busy weekend, busy busy busy. It's weird, I go out like once in two weeks, and by friday this week I'll have gone out 6 nights out of 8. So anyhow, I've been up to various shennanigans and, as is the custom, I now shall tell you all about them.

Work's continued pretty much the same as it always has, not a whole...
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WARNING: The following entry may fall upon your puny heads in a rain of random non-sequiters, trains of thought weaving across each other before colliding into each other in a horrific pile-up of cogitation and pretension. Horrible tragedy. Hundreds dead. Railtrack to blame. Unfortunately that's just the way my brain-meat has been working, if that's the correct word, these days. Blame it on the new...
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Well well, I've been a naughty boy as of late, I've ben neglecting my SG-land duties. I have a good excuse, y'see, I was made King of Swaziland in an unfortunate clerical mix-up with, as they say, hilarious consequences.

Ok, no, that's a filthy, filthy lie. I've actually been filling every spare moment with World of Warcraft. Anyone on the Hellscream server look up a...
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Well, it's certainly been a good couple of days. Saturday night I went out with the usual crew along withy a couple of new people who seemed nice. Unsurprisingly Kinto managed to take his shirt off again, although to be fair by this point it's probably more our fault than his, what with all the egging on. greenthought seemed a nice bloke and did awful...
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Righto. Well I suppose I should update, what with it having been a fairly busy weekend and all. It started off on thursday night, when I ran straight over to munch's place right after work to meet him and the lovely Vix in order to drive down to Brighton to see the delectable UK SGs do their burlesque show at the Engine Rooms. Upon...
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Ok, so I woke up feverish today. The sheets were soaked with sweat and my cold had officially progressed to 'Oh My God you germ bastards I'm going to skullfuck out your eyeballs and break your kneecaps with a brick'. I wandered through work (I was off ill yesterday, so felt compelled to attend today, I have a sickening sense of social responsibility sometimes. It...
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Well, it's been a long, long week, and kind of weird too. I should have realised this was going to be the case when, on monday, I had a conversation with my library manager about the LGBT history month display we had up. Just to make things clear, my manager is a middle-aged married asian man with all the common sense of a plank.

ME:...
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It's been an... odd kind of week. Ever had one of those weeks that just feel somehow off-kilter but you can't put your finger on why? Like if my glasses get bent out of alignment and suddenly everything's all cock-eyed. That's abotu where I've been the past week. Of course, it's not been without it's share of requisite nutters, not all of them the customers....
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