crazywhitegirl

SERIOUSLY?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! God hates us all. Crimony!! As of this morning, "the storm will more than likely blow east of Austin" now there's PSA's telling us to stock up on non-perishable food, water and batteries for a week. WTF?!?! See, I've been in a good mood and afraid something terrible will happen. The stupid world is ending. God damn world. *shakes fist*

Whatever, we're all fucked. I'm not shocked. I've known that since that motard son of a bitch.... 2004.... *stab stab stab*

Anywho, today I realized that last night I got 2 chick's e-mail addresses and 3 phone numbers. *pimps* Aw yeah And I saw that vagina. And jiggled boobs and other drunken lesbian shenannigans.

AND NOW FOR PICTURES! WOOOO!!!

Ivey, Red and moi


I love the bathroom at Karma. It's sweeeeeeeet.


Cody, myself and JJ saying "balls".


Some crazy bitch, this crazy guy, Red and her husband Moss.


Boob grabbage on the sidewalk. Ben called and I told Steph to answer and pretend to be me. It was funny. Too funny.


Some guy, Cody and Trey. Probably saying "balls" again.


I remember someone telling us to say balls, I was getting into it. Trey just looks drunk


Cody and Trey saying "testicles".

Oh man, great stuff. I love digital cameras. I made sure to take lots of fun pictures to make Ben jealous for not coming