Ok fuckers, this is my same motto as fucking myspace. And I *HATE* myspace but you should know that. I'm only on there cuz bitches freak out if you're not these days. It's kinda cool to find people from way back when but mainly it's a stupid trendy circus full of whores and idiots that can't spell for crap. But ANYWAYS-
DON'T TRY TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND IF YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO SAY HELLO FIRST. I WILL REJECT YOU.
That is all.
Actually no it's not. So0o0o I was cooking last night, yes standing up in the kitchen when I had an immense pain on my stomach. First I thought some grease splattered on it, it felt like that, but I looked and there was a fucking ant on me. AN ANT!!!
How he managed to get up to my stomach I do not know. So I wiped him off and kinda wanted to burn him to death but decided I'd torture him instead. Fuck ants. This was a big mean ant and it HURT. AND itches! Mosquito bites mainly itch like fucking crazy then end up hurting cuz I scratch them til they bleed. But I got a beer bottle cap and dismembered him a little at a time. He was wiggling around so I'd cover him and shake his world around. Then I cut his little bodies off. Whatever they're called. I don't remember 7th grade science so well. But this morning he is shrivled and dead and looks like he foamed at the mouth before he died. FUCK YOU ANT!!! LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL. I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT!!!!
DON'T TRY TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND IF YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO SAY HELLO FIRST. I WILL REJECT YOU.
That is all.
Actually no it's not. So0o0o I was cooking last night, yes standing up in the kitchen when I had an immense pain on my stomach. First I thought some grease splattered on it, it felt like that, but I looked and there was a fucking ant on me. AN ANT!!!
How he managed to get up to my stomach I do not know. So I wiped him off and kinda wanted to burn him to death but decided I'd torture him instead. Fuck ants. This was a big mean ant and it HURT. AND itches! Mosquito bites mainly itch like fucking crazy then end up hurting cuz I scratch them til they bleed. But I got a beer bottle cap and dismembered him a little at a time. He was wiggling around so I'd cover him and shake his world around. Then I cut his little bodies off. Whatever they're called. I don't remember 7th grade science so well. But this morning he is shrivled and dead and looks like he foamed at the mouth before he died. FUCK YOU ANT!!! LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL. I WILL NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT!!!! VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
can i be your friend now?
and yeah, ants suck ass....kill every last one of those bastards you can. i keep spraying around my house to get rid of them, but those little fuckers still find a damn way in.....
CrazyWhiteGirl
yeah those little assholes. They keep getting inside cuz "winter" is coming or something. At least pest control comes on Wednesday again.
KILL KILL KILL
man, i really hope we actually have a real winter this year, to kill off all the bugs & ants and shit.....
and i probably should just get an exterminator to come out and take care of the ones i have, but that costs $$$, and well....i'm kinda broke right now.
what sucks the worst about ants though, is that if you leave just a little tiny crumb of anything out anywhere, those little bastards will find it....even if they have to crawl a half a freakin mile to get to it. how the hell do they pick up the scent so freakin well?