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Let Me Be Your Weapon

Dec 31, 2018
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Women are superior

But many men's intellects are inferior

Let me be you weapon

Let's me swing between your legs

My brains like two giant eggs

6 foot

250 pounds

To grinds your enemies ass

Into coffee grounds

Hold me in both hands

And say to your self

'he! That's pretty grand.'

When anyone asks

Just say you can't keep from ego trippin

Cos your 6 foot weapon keeps dripping

When they call you little lady

Remember that between your legs

Swangs a 6 foot Crazy

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