This is my rant against the town of my residence:
Durham, New Hampshire should be considered part of Massachusetts. Forget for a second what characterizes a Massachusetts town. People from Oregon can relate to what I'm talking about: It's disconcerting when people from a state just to the south start flocking to your area like a pack of wild aardvarks.
It's official: UNH is now known as UNM (the University of NOrthern Mass). First of all, there's mass plates everywhere, that's objective evidence. Secondly, I know a few Massholes who are bringing their thick New England accents back to Durham on Monday. I'm originally a Massachussite myself....I'm domesticated now. This is my Habitat.
So why the rant??? What's so bad about 8,000 college kids from Massachussetts moving into a tiny-ass town in the stix?
Because this town's too fucking small. This is not a place where you can take a left at a red light while you're right blinker is on you dave mathews shirt-wearin' wierdos!!!! Dave is old man, get over it. He was never that good!!!! I also have to say that there arent enough parking spaces in this Dump for all those SUV-driving Massholes. The School has a fucking racket where they milk you for parking tickets even as they rob you blind for a useless education.
Why??? Why. Can someone please fucking tell my Why? Why does a town with a population of about 10,000 need to have construction year round ON MAIN STREET!
I saw those fat slobs digging up the same shit they just laid down a year ago. OMG WTF?
So that's my rant on Durham New Hampshire. I hate this town. I hate this school. I am fucking out of here the day I graduate. Hallelujah!
Durham, New Hampshire should be considered part of Massachusetts. Forget for a second what characterizes a Massachusetts town. People from Oregon can relate to what I'm talking about: It's disconcerting when people from a state just to the south start flocking to your area like a pack of wild aardvarks.
It's official: UNH is now known as UNM (the University of NOrthern Mass). First of all, there's mass plates everywhere, that's objective evidence. Secondly, I know a few Massholes who are bringing their thick New England accents back to Durham on Monday. I'm originally a Massachussite myself....I'm domesticated now. This is my Habitat.
So why the rant??? What's so bad about 8,000 college kids from Massachussetts moving into a tiny-ass town in the stix?
Because this town's too fucking small. This is not a place where you can take a left at a red light while you're right blinker is on you dave mathews shirt-wearin' wierdos!!!! Dave is old man, get over it. He was never that good!!!! I also have to say that there arent enough parking spaces in this Dump for all those SUV-driving Massholes. The School has a fucking racket where they milk you for parking tickets even as they rob you blind for a useless education.
Why??? Why. Can someone please fucking tell my Why? Why does a town with a population of about 10,000 need to have construction year round ON MAIN STREET!
I saw those fat slobs digging up the same shit they just laid down a year ago. OMG WTF?So that's my rant on Durham New Hampshire. I hate this town. I hate this school. I am fucking out of here the day I graduate. Hallelujah!
xoxo