Okay I am finally calm enough to type this.
I was tooling along the road enjoying a lovely evening when an asshole in a Mustang pulled out right in front of me. I locked up my brakes and got sideways, nailed the acceleartor and pulled up next to him at the redlight, in HIS lane. I motioned for the idiot (he was on the cellphone...
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I was tooling along the road enjoying a lovely evening when an asshole in a Mustang pulled out right in front of me. I locked up my brakes and got sideways, nailed the acceleartor and pulled up next to him at the redlight, in HIS lane. I motioned for the idiot (he was on the cellphone...
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danielle:
you are a very smart man. thanks for the kind words babe.
candy:
well... atleast your still alive.. 
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snowballinhell:
Yeah, I have those sort of days all the time 
Especially when I can't get a job!
Right now I can't see any light at the end of the pitch black tunnel, that's how bad it is
Smooches
Michelle xx
Especially when I can't get a job!
Right now I can't see any light at the end of the pitch black tunnel, that's how bad it is
Smooches
Michelle xx
joshof13thfloor:
What do I think? I'll tell you what I think, I think i'd like to go see B.O.C. God damnit, that's what I think. That being said, I have no idea whether or not i'll actually be able to make it, i'm pretty sure i've got a show on at least on of the dates of the Skull Bone Rally.
And have I ever had one of those days? Brother, i'm currently having one of those lives, lol.
Peace.
-Josh
And have I ever had one of those days? Brother, i'm currently having one of those lives, lol.
Peace.
-Josh
Abscessed tooth DAMN IT HURT got off work early to go to ER.. I love the VA 20 minutes after I walked in the front door I walked out with antibiotics and PERCOCET....Color me HAPPY 
bella_donna:
aww man i sooooo know your pain i was there just a month ago (((((((hugs))))))) i hope it gets better for you soon and the pain subsides
perdy:
Oooooof thats painful....my wisdom teeth play up all the time......think they're trying to tell me somethin?....hmmm
What Is Your Battle Cry?
Hark! Who is that, skulking along the fields! It is EldarKinSlayer, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a cruel roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to fuck you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"
What is Your BattleCry
Hark! Who is that, skulking along the fields! It is EldarKinSlayer, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a cruel roar, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to fuck you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!"
What is Your BattleCry
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acrylickitty:
i do not have a cry yet i have to think about it .. here i go~
like the swiftness of the night wind i come to claim what is mine i am acrylickitty..meow...
and you will give me what i want or you will suffer a fait far worse than not haveing toliet paper mark my words.......(giggle)
like the swiftness of the night wind i come to claim what is mine i am acrylickitty..meow...
and you will give me what i want or you will suffer a fait far worse than not haveing toliet paper mark my words.......(giggle)
acrylickitty:
opps now how did it forget to put that darn "e" and get rid of that "i "... in the word fate......... sorry about that .. the grammer god and goddess will punish me......... (smile) 
Went for a ride this morning at 3:00 am stopped to get gas and cigarettes , 7/10ths of a mile later my bike DIED. woke a friend up with a trailer and we carted it to the shop when the shop opened at 10 we unloaded the bike and told them what bhappened we all figured it had sucked some trash into the Carb....ASSHOLE...
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joshof13thfloor:
Y'know, you'd think something like using Vaseline of all things would jump right out at a group of perverts like me and mine but suprisingly enough now that you mention it none of us thought of it, lol.
Diesel? I believe i'd have to whip somebody's ass, brother.
-Josh
Diesel? I believe i'd have to whip somebody's ass, brother.
-Josh
sophast:
Wow...now that is bullllllllll-shit.
Sorry to hear about that. Hope you get a nice lawyer to go after them...I'm not big on frivilous suits, but this FOR SURE ain't one of them.
*moment of silence for the dearly departed*
Good luck...and god speed to a quick resolution.
Sorry to hear about that. Hope you get a nice lawyer to go after them...I'm not big on frivilous suits, but this FOR SURE ain't one of them.
*moment of silence for the dearly departed*
Good luck...and god speed to a quick resolution.
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perdy:
Cos it never does....well sometimes it does....but is just lulling you into a false sense of security
raedyn:
i was hoping you were going to look at my photos... i got worried a lil bit...
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snowballinhell:
Congratulations, You will...
Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats
Guess I'm one of the lucky ones then, or does that mean I just lead a totally boring life
Smooches
Michelle xx
Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats
Guess I'm one of the lucky ones then, or does that mean I just lead a totally boring life
Smooches
Michelle xx
candy:
im gonna die aprently in a car accident going through the windshield in two years odd.. i drive like and old lady too 
um.. my hair. i bleached it out again.. and it came out fine just a few pieces in front being stubborn
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odd.. i drive like and old lady too
um.. my hair. i bleached it out again.. and it came out fine
just a few pieces in front being stubborn [Edited on Feb 22, 2005 1:03AM]
cliona:
Hi! Your soft tail is kind of nice too.
I did the human for sale thing a while back but I don't remember how much I'm worth. I'll have to check it out and write it down next time.
I did the human for sale thing a while back but I don't remember how much I'm worth. I'll have to check it out and write it down next time.
WARNING RANT IMMINENT TAKE ALL PRUDENT PRECAUTIONS:::: When very large angry employee of a bar asks you to leave LEAVE it will never turn out nicely if you don't 
Rant over hope everyone is doing well and that VD is as good as you want it to be
edited for spelling
Rant over hope everyone is doing well and that VD is as good as you want it to be
edited for spelling
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megarose:
thanks for your comment on my set.
i've never been kicked out of a bar. to be fair i've never really been in a bar.
have a wonderful VD too
i've never been kicked out of a bar. to be fair i've never really been in a bar.
have a wonderful VD too
joshof13thfloor:
Dude, I got much love foe all the fellas but no big, wet, sloppy kisses. Not even little, dry, neat ones.
-Josh
-Josh
I am worth exactly $1,499,080.00How much are you worth?
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ella_1:
HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA!!!!
excelent.....
excelent.....
damnation_game:
im only worth exactly $1,461,000.00 so your out infront man