crazyeagle

Okay I am finally calm enough to type this.

I was tooling along the road enjoying a lovely evening when an asshole in a Mustang pulled out right in front of me. I locked up my brakes and got sideways, nailed the acceleartor and pulled up next to him at the redlight, in HIS lane. I motioned for the idiot (he was on the cellphone by the way) to roll his window down. I enquired as to whether I had done something too him or if he tried to kill me because he was stupid? He replied he wassss sssssorry but he didn't see me I Tried to cave his side window in then gave up and drove off (the light was green now). How could he have not seen me My Bike has THREE fucking headlights and is the brightest RED paint job ever?????? FUCK ALL MEMPHIS DRIVERS IN THE EARS!!

But I'm all better now how is everyone else doing?

Updated to add my favourite emoticon ever