A day at Wreck Beach Vancouver in status updates;
People told me it has a nude section. I didn't know the only way down was directly to the nude section.
Decided to walk the beach first. Get to know the lay of the land. Don't know where to look. Nudists everywhere. Boobs boobs, slong, boobs boobs.
When sitting at a nude beach be cautious where you look. One minute it's a pretty sight, next minute you look to your left and you just bombed yourself, some nude old dude bending over to pick up a towel.
Men; when you are at a nude beach in Canada, DO NOT go swimming! It does not work in your favour. Canada is near the arctic, the water is cold
Walking along the beach, naked old dude walking in front, I think I will stop and look out at the ocean for a minute or two till he gets some distance on me.
There's a hippy guy hiding in the bushes who apparently likes to balance rocks, and then stare at them. Good for him.
Naked people walking around selling drinks to those on the beach. Now when your sitting on the beach and a naked dude walks up to you to sell you something. Where do you think his junk is level with? That's right. Your head. Please sir, may I have another. >.<
And in case your wondering, no I did not get nude. I'm not a nudist, I like to have a protective layer between me and the world.
People told me it has a nude section. I didn't know the only way down was directly to the nude section.
Decided to walk the beach first. Get to know the lay of the land. Don't know where to look. Nudists everywhere. Boobs boobs, slong, boobs boobs.
When sitting at a nude beach be cautious where you look. One minute it's a pretty sight, next minute you look to your left and you just bombed yourself, some nude old dude bending over to pick up a towel.
Men; when you are at a nude beach in Canada, DO NOT go swimming! It does not work in your favour. Canada is near the arctic, the water is cold
Walking along the beach, naked old dude walking in front, I think I will stop and look out at the ocean for a minute or two till he gets some distance on me.
There's a hippy guy hiding in the bushes who apparently likes to balance rocks, and then stare at them. Good for him.
Naked people walking around selling drinks to those on the beach. Now when your sitting on the beach and a naked dude walks up to you to sell you something. Where do you think his junk is level with? That's right. Your head. Please sir, may I have another. >.<
And in case your wondering, no I did not get nude. I'm not a nudist, I like to have a protective layer between me and the world.
crystalle:
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