Just in case you were wondering... Yeah bunbun is old... She is like 8 years old and the normal life span is like 7 unless they meet up with a fox or a coyote or even a hungry redneck.... 
You probably weren't wondering.... You evil savages!
I feel like typing today so watch out...
The interview.... My guess is I didn't get the job they said within 48 hrs I will hear from them and yeah I have until tomorrow at 5 but I ain't holding my breath... (mainly because that is a damn long time to not breath)
I can't remember if I said but.... this was what lame ass HR people refer to as a group interview... Their was 12 of us. They blathered about their hard jobs for most of it and then they had us answer 3 questions while standing in front of people The first question was 'What makes you the right kind of lame for our job?' The second question 'Describe your past work experiences.' (yeah I know not a question but it was like an essay question..) The third question was What will you do if you don't get this f'n lame position?'
Yeah so like I got up said my shit short and sweet... I was like 'Yo mofo's I aint got no job n' shit so like if I don't be getting this job I be like knocking over a liquor store. Fo' real Mofo! WHAT! YOU WANT A PIECE O" ME!!!?? I WILL KILL YOU BIZZLE!!' Or something less, like, crazy sounding but their was some dumb ass people that were just fucking pathetic.... So I knew they would get it because like they sounded like tools... Anyways their was this girl giving me the eye and shit... I wanted to talk to her but like I became all shy... I am eternally lame... I mean total eye contact... and I lamed out... Jesus!!!
Yeah so anyways I went home and to get the stench of loser off of me I applied to seven jobs and recieved a call and I have another interview tomorrow from one I just submitted... So will see how that goes. I am still in Salem... The interview is in Portland... So that would be cool... I kinda was more excited about the other job...
I am still having company this weekend so I am not sure how much I will be in but as you can tell I have found ways to respond anyways so keep writing me...
You probably weren't wondering.... You evil savages!
I feel like typing today so watch out...
The interview.... My guess is I didn't get the job they said within 48 hrs I will hear from them and yeah I have until tomorrow at 5 but I ain't holding my breath... (mainly because that is a damn long time to not breath)
I can't remember if I said but.... this was what lame ass HR people refer to as a group interview... Their was 12 of us. They blathered about their hard jobs for most of it and then they had us answer 3 questions while standing in front of people The first question was 'What makes you the right kind of lame for our job?' The second question 'Describe your past work experiences.' (yeah I know not a question but it was like an essay question..) The third question was What will you do if you don't get this f'n lame position?'
Yeah so like I got up said my shit short and sweet... I was like 'Yo mofo's I aint got no job n' shit so like if I don't be getting this job I be like knocking over a liquor store. Fo' real Mofo! WHAT! YOU WANT A PIECE O" ME!!!?? I WILL KILL YOU BIZZLE!!' Or something less, like, crazy sounding but their was some dumb ass people that were just fucking pathetic.... So I knew they would get it because like they sounded like tools... Anyways their was this girl giving me the eye and shit... I wanted to talk to her but like I became all shy... I am eternally lame... I mean total eye contact... and I lamed out... Jesus!!!
Yeah so anyways I went home and to get the stench of loser off of me I applied to seven jobs and recieved a call and I have another interview tomorrow from one I just submitted... So will see how that goes. I am still in Salem... The interview is in Portland... So that would be cool... I kinda was more excited about the other job...
I am still having company this weekend so I am not sure how much I will be in but as you can tell I have found ways to respond anyways so keep writing me...
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And you need to go back and totally ask that girl out, before I go do it.
And you need to go back and totally ask that girl out, before I go do it.