I received a call Tuesday night about a job I emailed someone about. Apparently they wanted me to fill out an application so that they could look at my credit history.... So I did it even though I am sure that means I am screwed.... I should pay bills... 
That job was in Eugene of course so I decided to take the time to go up to Portland... You know make a fulll day of it... the IRS was in town and harassing people.. er wait I mean looking for employees... So I thought I would give it a shot. I had to be there before 2 (this is the important thing) I figured it would be about 3 hours to get to Portland plus an hour to f around with that 'opportunity' in Eugene. Plus an hour of f'n around until I found the place... Plus food stuck in there somewhere... SO if I had to be right on time I am looking at about 9... if I want to be early, which would be intelligent because they cap it at 40 people for the entry exam per session and of course this was the last of 6... yeah I am a slacker... So I woke up at 9.... I didn't leave at 9.... I woke up at 9... I was tired and needed to eat so I had some lucky charms and watched an Inspector gadget cartoon that had come free with the cereal... So it's 9:30 and I have to shave and shower... so what do I do? I get on the internet and write email..... Of course... Logically.... Then I hop in the shower and.... then I pack a bag because I will stay over with my aunt in Salem..... I am not worried yet even though it is 10:30 I figure f the Eugene thing I will do it on the way back... I remember I told my dad I would take the dvd back to hollywood video so I grab that.... I am on my way out of town and I realize I should buy some dress shoes because I need them so I stop at the mall... Just for a quick run in of course... 40 minutes later I have 2 pair (buy one get one free) and I am hopping in the car.... I drop the movie off and then see the drive up quick drop... Damn!... Anyways I am on the freeway and it is 1130 which I keep saying is ok... I'll drive fast.... So there is construction..... I get to Eugene it is 12:45.... I pull in and immediatley go the wrong way and get lost for a while... So I realize I am not going to the IRS job thingee... I decide to get a cup of coffee at starbucks and somehow also go and spend money in Borders?... Did not see that coming I get back in the car it is 1:15 I find the job place and fill out the app and it is 2:15 then I realize I should get gas because I am still going to Portland because of other jobs and that whole I already told my Aunt to count on me which of course means she is cooking at that moment in anticipation...... So I go the wrong way (EUGENE SUCKS!!!)... I finally find the gas station and get back on the freeway and it is 3.... I get to Salem at 4 and all the jobs said between 10 and 4 so I decide to do it the next day which of course in my language means fuck it.... Idon't go to portland ever.....SO I go and get a beer at the brewery that I stumble across
...... Then I head to my aunts house and bs and watch a lot of tv because they have cable... Then I get up in the morning watch some more tv apply online and then head back to Roseburg..... Or so I thought.... My cd player isn't working and I hate the radio... or should I call it static .... and I have a best buy gift card for 50 bucks burning a whole inmy pocket..... i'll just run in and get the $60 mp3/cd player and run out..... so I spend 40 minutes in there and walk out with a cd that I might already own (but this is the enhanced version!), a Tom petty dvd of his videos! and the mp3/cd player so my ten dollar budget was a lie.... anyways I finally get on the road and head home...... when I get home I start f'n with my other cd player and it was a button called hold that I never knew it had that was preventing the thing from playing the cd so now I have 2 portable cd players.... which of course blew my whole reason for being at the best buy... oh well I am about to go and join a keg party of one of my stepmoms friends....
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That job was in Eugene of course so I decided to take the time to go up to Portland... You know make a fulll day of it... the IRS was in town and harassing people.. er wait I mean looking for employees... So I thought I would give it a shot. I had to be there before 2 (this is the important thing) I figured it would be about 3 hours to get to Portland plus an hour to f around with that 'opportunity' in Eugene. Plus an hour of f'n around until I found the place... Plus food stuck in there somewhere... SO if I had to be right on time I am looking at about 9... if I want to be early, which would be intelligent because they cap it at 40 people for the entry exam per session and of course this was the last of 6... yeah I am a slacker... So I woke up at 9.... I didn't leave at 9.... I woke up at 9... I was tired and needed to eat so I had some lucky charms and watched an Inspector gadget cartoon that had come free with the cereal... So it's 9:30 and I have to shave and shower... so what do I do? I get on the internet and write email..... Of course... Logically.... Then I hop in the shower and.... then I pack a bag because I will stay over with my aunt in Salem..... I am not worried yet even though it is 10:30 I figure f the Eugene thing I will do it on the way back... I remember I told my dad I would take the dvd back to hollywood video so I grab that.... I am on my way out of town and I realize I should buy some dress shoes because I need them so I stop at the mall... Just for a quick run in of course... 40 minutes later I have 2 pair (buy one get one free) and I am hopping in the car.... I drop the movie off and then see the drive up quick drop... Damn!... Anyways I am on the freeway and it is 1130 which I keep saying is ok... I'll drive fast.... So there is construction..... I get to Eugene it is 12:45.... I pull in and immediatley go the wrong way and get lost for a while... So I realize I am not going to the IRS job thingee... I decide to get a cup of coffee at starbucks and somehow also go and spend money in Borders?... Did not see that coming I get back in the car it is 1:15 I find the job place and fill out the app and it is 2:15 then I realize I should get gas because I am still going to Portland because of other jobs and that whole I already told my Aunt to count on me which of course means she is cooking at that moment in anticipation...... So I go the wrong way (EUGENE SUCKS!!!)... I finally find the gas station and get back on the freeway and it is 3.... I get to Salem at 4 and all the jobs said between 10 and 4 so I decide to do it the next day which of course in my language means fuck it.... Idon't go to portland ever.....SO I go and get a beer at the brewery that I stumble across
...... Then I head to my aunts house and bs and watch a lot of tv because they have cable... Then I get up in the morning watch some more tv apply online and then head back to Roseburg..... Or so I thought.... My cd player isn't working and I hate the radio... or should I call it static .... and I have a best buy gift card for 50 bucks burning a whole inmy pocket..... i'll just run in and get the $60 mp3/cd player and run out..... so I spend 40 minutes in there and walk out with a cd that I might already own (but this is the enhanced version!), a Tom petty dvd of his videos! and the mp3/cd player so my ten dollar budget was a lie.... anyways I finally get on the road and head home...... when I get home I start f'n with my other cd player and it was a button called hold that I never knew it had that was preventing the thing from playing the cd so now I have 2 portable cd players.... which of course blew my whole reason for being at the best buy... oh well I am about to go and join a keg party of one of my stepmoms friends....
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And the camera is working now....but the model sucks.