So a friend send me a link this morning.
Suddenly I feel the overwhelming urge to go to my local version of Home Depot and ask some poor 18 year-old girl about a length of chain.
Crayne: "Hi there, could you help me? I'm looking for a length of chrome-plated metal chain, about 30" in length."
Employee: "Well, we have a nice selection of chains for you right here. What would you be using it for?"
Crayne: "Well, I expect I will be slowly inserting it into my partner's well-lubricated vagina and then pulling it out of her suddenly and rapidly. Which of these would be best for that?"
Employee: "..."
Crayne: "This one? Or that one?"
Employee: "..."
Crayne: "Miss?"
That'll be an experience she'll never forget.
In other news, Peche and I are talking about how to celebrate
International Talk Like A Pirate Day properly. Our current concept involves a bottle of Black Pirate rum, getting shit-faced drunk and ranting at Pirates of the Carribean, Cutthroat Island and other assorted piratey movies.
If you have ideas, please feel free to contribute to the festivities. Ideas that at some point include saucy wenches are of course preferable.
Suddenly I feel the overwhelming urge to go to my local version of Home Depot and ask some poor 18 year-old girl about a length of chain.
Crayne: "Hi there, could you help me? I'm looking for a length of chrome-plated metal chain, about 30" in length."
Employee: "Well, we have a nice selection of chains for you right here. What would you be using it for?"
Crayne: "Well, I expect I will be slowly inserting it into my partner's well-lubricated vagina and then pulling it out of her suddenly and rapidly. Which of these would be best for that?"
Employee: "..."
Crayne: "This one? Or that one?"
Employee: "..."
Crayne: "Miss?"
That'll be an experience she'll never forget.
In other news, Peche and I are talking about how to celebrate
International Talk Like A Pirate Day properly. Our current concept involves a bottle of Black Pirate rum, getting shit-faced drunk and ranting at Pirates of the Carribean, Cutthroat Island and other assorted piratey movies.
If you have ideas, please feel free to contribute to the festivities. Ideas that at some point include saucy wenches are of course preferable.
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