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crayne

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Friday Sep 02, 2005

Sep 2, 2005
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Okay, somehow yesterday my evil twin invaded this universe, took me hostage and posted a whiny little journal entry about how life sucked.

On second thought, it probably wasn't my evil twin. He usually steals my stuff, torches the place and leaves me all taped up in a ditch somewhere, wondering why I can feel air blowing past my brain.

So, sorry about that. I'm sure you all have for more pleasant things to do than read about me being a sad little bastard.

I've been busy wasting my boss' time on the Uncyclopedia. Some of my valuable contributions to this travesty of academics include the Chuck-Nun and the Squirrel exploder.

I also produced a rather fine illustration of a Chuck-Nun:



I wonder what my boss would say if he found out I've been moonlighting as a professional destroyer of knowledge? Probably something bad...
VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
lyxzen:
thanksssss!

whats in february that will have the world eating more cheesecake? more cheesecake is never a bad thing, hehe. smile
Sep 5, 2005
lyxzen:
$75 for your stars? thats decent! niiice.

you should definitely take home some good cheesecake recipes after youve visited the states! they look much trickier to make than they actually are, as long as you have the right recipe. smile
Sep 7, 2005

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