Dear Scene Kid Poser Bitch Mother Fucker,
While I am happy that you were able to enjoy yourself for the last few years, I regret that I must now as for you to return the following items:
1) My enjoyment of things vintage
2) Dyed hair, alternative jewelry, gauged ears, and shirts one size too small
3) Hardcore and/or metal music
4) Zombies
5) The Boondock Saints
6) Cynicism and general smart-assery
7) Everything else you have "borrowed" from my culture
Thank you,
Free Thinker
I can remember when hardcore music, dyed hair, and even my Suicide Girls were not considered "in fashion." When listening to music with breakdowns, dying your hair multiple colors, and having original thoughts/ideas was often insulted; yet now those same people who made fun of my two-tone hair...now have it.
I fully understand that "counter culture" or "underground" can only remain so for so long before they become popular culture. However, it's been too long for this fad.
While I am happy that you were able to enjoy yourself for the last few years, I regret that I must now as for you to return the following items:
1) My enjoyment of things vintage
2) Dyed hair, alternative jewelry, gauged ears, and shirts one size too small
3) Hardcore and/or metal music
4) Zombies
5) The Boondock Saints
6) Cynicism and general smart-assery
7) Everything else you have "borrowed" from my culture
Thank you,
Free Thinker
I can remember when hardcore music, dyed hair, and even my Suicide Girls were not considered "in fashion." When listening to music with breakdowns, dying your hair multiple colors, and having original thoughts/ideas was often insulted; yet now those same people who made fun of my two-tone hair...now have it.
I fully understand that "counter culture" or "underground" can only remain so for so long before they become popular culture. However, it's been too long for this fad.