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IM MOVING TO CHINA IN 3 WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT THE JOB!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!! kiss kiss biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

I think the reality is setting in. I am so excited it's unbelievable...But at the time I am going to miss my friends..For fuck sake. This is insane! IT will be amazing. And I am so lucky!
oruc_reis:
Good for you smile
misterdoom:
China!!! Holy shit Batman!!!

Congrats!! That should be an amazing experience.

smile smile smile
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SHIT!!! I might lose my license....I feel like such a fuck up. Too many accidents! I am a terrible driver. This is why I need to move to China. Damnit!!!

On a better note, I saw War of the Worlds! AMAZING! I was sort of upset by the ending though, but it was a really excellent movie. Despite the fact that I am really sick...
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misterdoom:
WAKE UP!!!!! NO SLEEPING IN!!!!!

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Thunderstorms!! YAY!! so exciting/ scary/ make you pee your pants...j/k. tongue

I think i pulled my hamstring! YOWZA!! I am putting a bengay patch on it..Hopefully it will feel better. DAmn muscles!! mad

i'm feeling good this week..and getting over my shitty weekend! kiss
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I've had a good day today. IT SURE BEATS BEING STOOD UP!!
I got a free sandwich, and i bought a new CD! Grandaddy!

hmmm..
I can't wait until next week! COLORADO BABY!! YAY!!! I'm so excited, I can't contain myself...I really can't, might explode.

AT least that is something to look forward to. My good boss is on vacation for 2 weeks frown...that means...
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oruc_reis:
Thats good to teach yourself to be + i am teaching myself to roll over and sit
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wish you gave me your number
wish i could call you today, just to hear a voice
i got a long way to go
i'm getting further away
if i didn't know the difference living alone'd probably be ok
it wouldn't be lonely
i got a long way to go
i'm getting further away
alot of hours to occupy, it was easy when i didn't...
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misterdoom:
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.

Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers

Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

Q: What�s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.

[Edited on Jun 27, 2005 11:58AM]
misterdoom:
No problem. I never met a lawyer joke I didn't like... biggrin
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I met a guy a while back, and we have been trying to plan a date for the last few months..but it just hasn't worked out. Instead of giving up on him, i just stay in the background, because I think he is really awesome. He is a lawyer, so it's understandable that he is really busy. But this is what he said to me...
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oruc_reis:
People are dicks sometimes
oruc_reis:
Just in our nature I guess
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DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i went to watch the pistons win on palace vision...and they lost..frown
saddest day..
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http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/panda3.htm
this is a fun silly game i found when i googled the word PANDA... kiss
i know i'm lame!!!
misterdoom:
Yes. You're lame. On the bright side... you have nice lips and fun curly hair. biggrin
oruc_reis:
dork biggrin
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So, I've really had it with my boss. She is a liar! Long story, but I really need to find a new job. I'm fed up! mad

I really want to move back to the West Coast, or I guess China if i get this damn job! It's just really frustrating not knowing where I am going to be in the next month or so.

Good...
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oruc_reis:
frown
oruc_reis:
as good as can be expected
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perhpas it's the almost full moon, perhaps it's just me..but i'm not at my best this evening..blahh frown
there is always tomorrow!
misterdoom:
It WAS a full moon last night... Hmmm...

Hope you're feeling better today.
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i'm not addicted to ESTATE SALES! WHOA! I just bought a ton of stuff for 30 bucks! I bought some really awesome jewlery, a couple of purses, shoes ( think this lady was my exact size!) I got a faux fur caplet, a window screen, some funny hats, and i think that's it! But it was so much fun. Although, the premise of an estate...
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misterdoom:
What happened to the Partridge in a Pear Tree?? eeek
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maybe saturday will be a better day... sigh...hopefully...I hope my boss leaves early!!