OldCrappyTee has a "Create Your Own" function, as many clothes sites do nowadays...
and I made this:
and I made this:
Unfortunately, it comes to $33.90, and I no longer have a job. This, makes me very sad. 
My sadness is deepened by my ear pain. Today, Lexie ran into me while I was cleaning my left ear, and now there's a dull, persistent pain, and weakened hearing. I think that a doctor visit might be in order, but I'll give it some time.
Because that's how I was raised.
At least it didn't bleed.
Hmph.
Goodnight.
nonfcomm:
Not knowing where to get one is why I still don't have one. I live in Squirrel Hill and commute to Pitt's campus each day, so I could definitely use it if I could find one.