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Whether you believe in God, Allah, Vishnu or Zues, you should believe in Traffic Karma. Using the theory of "What comes around...." and "Do on to others..." it's real simple. Don't be a dick and the Traffic Fairy won't dick you. This also applies to parking. A co-worker got a $250 fine for parking in a Handicap space instead of walking a hundred yards. I even told him it was bad juju 90 minutes prior. I wasn't the Narq. That's even worse juju. So heed my warnings, don't tailgate, learn to FUCKING MERGE and do not dilly dally in a busy parking lot. Get in your car and get the fuck out of there so someone else can park and not hold up a line of people also looking for a space.