Went to the always wonderful dressew downtown the other day. I meant to buy material to make a skirt but came home with a big bag of the nicest feeling fun fur you've ever laid your paws on.
As I was rushing out of the house I realized I hadn't brushed my teeth after I drank my coffee. Then I realized I hadn't brushed my teeth after I'd swallowed a mouth full of come. Then I couldn't remember if I'd even brushed them at all since I woke up. I am one classy dame.
I started to get pretty stressed about all of the things I have to do throughout the holiday season. It was an odd feeling. I've managed to pretty much eliminate stress from my life in the last few years. So I made a list of all the things I was worried about having time to do, drank some dark rum and eggnog and managed to calm down with the help of my wonderful boy and get to sleep. Back to calm we go.
As I was rushing out of the house I realized I hadn't brushed my teeth after I drank my coffee. Then I realized I hadn't brushed my teeth after I'd swallowed a mouth full of come. Then I couldn't remember if I'd even brushed them at all since I woke up. I am one classy dame.
I started to get pretty stressed about all of the things I have to do throughout the holiday season. It was an odd feeling. I've managed to pretty much eliminate stress from my life in the last few years. So I made a list of all the things I was worried about having time to do, drank some dark rum and eggnog and managed to calm down with the help of my wonderful boy and get to sleep. Back to calm we go.
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Lazy, lazy weekends. Besides, I think this monster electric toothbrush is powerful enough to polish the enamel of the person next to me at the same time. It's all about the dental hygiene before I hit the pillow, though.
Whee!
I love your boobies, hun! I just didn't feel it fair for them to be shown if I were not actually going to follow through and dance my booty off.
Oh, forgot to mention, IM me if you want to know who was featured. I promise you'll laugh your ass off.
[Edited on Dec 14, 2003 11:51PM]