My uncle sent me this, thought I would share 
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TO BE A REPUBLICAN, YOU NEED TO BELIEVE:
1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's Daddy made war on him , a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy...
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TO BE A REPUBLICAN, YOU NEED TO BELIEVE:
1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's Daddy made war on him , a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy...
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I posted this in Silliness, but I just had to add it here too
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sweetloretta:
i love love love the mamas family skits on carol burnett.
toxic:
Thanks sweets!
First the good news: Cold is almost gone. Hottubs are a wonderful thing, but that 10 foot naked dash in the cold breeze to get back inside is NOT a pleasant experiance 
Now the bad news: Everywhere I look on SG, people are in pissy moods. Buncha grumps. Boo to all grumps
And now for something completely different:
Now the bad news: Everywhere I look on SG, people are in pissy moods. Buncha grumps. Boo to all grumps
And now for something completely different:
_margot_:
Honestly, it is why I have been very removed from the boards. Nastiness everywhere, not for me.
idyll:
Hahahaha! I like those guys.
Colds suck. My head keeps trying to wander away without me 
idyll:
I feel your pain.
lostlucy:
Drink hot tea, probably decaf, as the heat and steam will open you up. ALso, a hot bath or shower. and SLEEP.
And thank you most sincerely
And thank you most sincerely
Teehee! The troll got banned
Bye Bye, Martin_whateveritwas!
Maybe it is wrong to celebrate, but that guy really annoyed me.
Bye Bye, Martin_whateveritwas!
Maybe it is wrong to celebrate, but that guy really annoyed me.
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obd:
So I saw the avatar and I have to ask: why the maze?
Odd interest of mine, medieval master masons used mazes [often in a floor pattern or carved into a stone wall) to 'sign' their buildings.
Odd interest of mine, medieval master masons used mazes [often in a floor pattern or carved into a stone wall) to 'sign' their buildings.
toxic:
Mental hugs are great thank you! Also sexy parties would be nice
GAH! DRAMA! Is there any group that isn't full of useless drama? I've dropped all but two of the groups I was a part of, and am thinking of dropping those, too. The PSW group is normally fun, but lately has become filled with useless crap. And the book lovers group I'm in is becoming overrun with classic-lit snobs who think that if something isn't...
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emotedcreations:
No more 'friends'?
kindle:
Uh oh! I'm on my way!
Sometimes I feel my job is one of the most futile around. College freshmen should have to pass a basic writing test before they can even apply to schools. "There, They're, and Their" are different words! Essays have a logical, linear order! CLICHES ARE POINTLESS! IT'S CALLED A COMMA, DUMBASS!
And that leaves out the writing that simply rehashes the same ideas I've seen from...
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And that leaves out the writing that simply rehashes the same ideas I've seen from...
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toxic:
I'm doing better than I was but as the swelling has gone down my injries have increased but thanks for the sweet comment 
bonaparte:
im thinking about it. need anyone killed?
Whoever came up with the idea of Celeb-TV should be beaten with a dead weasel.
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_margot_:
You blank posted me
nessuno:
I'm thinking, flayed and covered with maggots. A weasel works though.
Wow, the Current Events board has gone to shit in these last few days. And I probably made it worse. I didn't do the right thing and just ignore the trolls. I engaged. It's sickening how many trolls have cropped up in the last 48 hours. True, some have been there for awhile, but it just seemed worse this last weekend. I like going in...
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nessuno:
You should post the lessons you teach your students on here just so we can direct all trolls there. We can hope they'd listen, right?
kindle:
I don't know. I think we've done a damn good job of it!
It is my birthday tomorrow. Thank you to eveyone who wished me well
Now that I'm 30 . . . .fuckit, I still refuse to grow up. It's too late for me to reserve the local ball-pit, but I can still have cake for breakfast
Now that I'm 30 . . . .fuckit, I still refuse to grow up. It's too late for me to reserve the local ball-pit, but I can still have cake for breakfast
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deunan:
I missed the big day, being sick and all. Anyway, happy birthday! You should have asked me to come visit you, I had no plans and I could have taken you to Shakers or something.
sweetzen:
yea for 30. happy b-day
I feel so bad for you guys. I hope that you guys can pull out a worthy president, this time... good luck. < 3