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coyotemike

Omaha, NE

Member Since 2006

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I'm back, baby!

May 9, 2015
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Where have I been? What have I been doing? Well, despite the deep sucking feeling I get in my stomach every time I walk into the building, I now work for one of the largest and best known health insurance companies in the nation. Me, who believes that health insurance should be put out of business. I hate myself a little every time I go in there.

I have no outlets. I spend 8, 9, 10 hours a day, sometimes 6 days a week, sitting at a little desk, entering the details of life into a massive database, and answering phone calls from irate insurance agents. I read criminal backgrounds and determine if someone is "worthy" of selling these products.

I'm not writing. This is killing me.

So, I came back here. Back in the one place where I can be totally honest. Back in the one place where Coyote still lives. Maybe I can get a little of my old self back. I'm going to try.

So, hello to those of my friends that are still here. Hello to my favorite ladies, @toxic, @selene, @chrysis, @churtch, @otoki, @sammarie and everyone else.

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churtch:
Hi hi, im
Jun 1, 2015
churtch:
Only kinda here anymore 
Jun 1, 2015

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