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coyotemike

Omaha, NE

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Monday Jul 05, 2010

Jul 5, 2010
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I'm not a tech guy. My phone is, for the most part, a phone. I don't tweet, twit, or twat. My facebook is about 90% family and coworkers. My computer has a keyboard. I got my first texting plan last month!

And yet, I can think of several aps that would truly make life easier:

1: Drunk/Stoned to English Ap - when you just don't know what the hell someone is babbling about.

2: Stripper Tip Calculator - Rate your arousal level and the ap tells you how much to put on the stage.

3: Real Life Mute (requires earbuds) - Filters out that annoying idiot sitting next to you who hasn't gotten the clue that you don't want to talk.

4: Morning After Ap: Automatically contacts the phone of whoever came home with you and sends a text with their name at 6:00 AM (local time).

5: Inner Snob: Type in the museum/show/etc you are going to and the ap texts you phrases to toss around to impress people who are just as confused as you.

6: Auto Valet: Lets you enter pictures of your clothing, compares to your planned activity, and advises what to wear. For those who don't seem to know how to dress.

7: Douchebag Alert System: Scans your outgoing texts and warns if you are coming across as a douchebag. If you select "yes" when it asks if you want to continue, it automatically melts your phone.

8: Drama Filter: Sends automatic responses to friends who are texting you immature crap. Allows you to view a synopsis for when you run into them in person.

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ohsoordinary:
They make you learn their crazy slavo-scandinavian language to qualify for permanent residence.

If I'm gwan, I'm gwan for good.
Jul 6, 2010
ohsoordinary:
Technically, I already am since my mans is half Fin, half Norwegian.
Jul 6, 2010

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