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coyotemike

Omaha, NE

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Sunday Dec 27, 2009

Dec 27, 2009
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I think I finally figured it out! The reason I have such lousy luck meeting women isn't because I don't go out, or because I have a bit of social anxiety.

It's because I deleted all those email chain-letters!!! You know the ones. They said that if you didn't forward them to 10, 15, 50, or 100 friends in 7 minutes, you would have bad relationship luck for 7 years. And I deleted HUNDREDS of those emails without sending them on!!!

I am so screwed. Or, rather, not screwed tongue
VIEW 15 of 15 COMMENTS
toxic:
Hey there mister biggrin! I've missed you! How are you how was your holidays and such! fill me in it's been too long!
Jan 4, 2010
toxic:
Gosh I have been so busy! I'm finaly almost settled in the new place and almost working everyday! I'm worn out and am in need of a back massage!
Jan 4, 2010

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