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I'm sitting here, waiting for students who I know won't be coming to show up. Their papers are due today, but they have the option of emailing them to me by 5:00 PM today. I'm nice that way.

I'm thinking about what we talked about in class yesterday. It was a rather pointless class, since nothing I told them would make much difference in their...
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lizaeth:
I love that pussies album. It made me laugh my ass off. Maybe this is a silly idea, but you could make them into a calendar. I'd put one up in my kids room.
sockpuppet:
No. Perhaps I should have said "the people".
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Tornado hits my home town: Idiots with cameras go look at damage.



No, I didn't take the video. I don't even have a decent digital camera. But some cute girl with a bunch of piercings and a caveman looking boyfriend might have taken my picture as I walked around with a cigar tongue


Updated Edit:

It is confirmed that there were no deaths and no serious...
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idgas:
My best wishes and happy birthday to your mother. smile
fragilesong_:
Glad there was no damage.
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One week left of summer school. I'm ready for it to be over. This is just too intense for me. Seriously! Working 4 hours a day, 4 days a week (this includes office hours) . . . I don't know that I can handle this anymore tongue
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idgas:
I mean this in the nicest, kindest, and loving fashion..


Four hours errr
four hours ahhhh!!
four days a week shoulda stayed in school
four days shoulda paid attention

BTW are you on welfare too and getting free cheese?

idgas:
Four hours four days a week

I still hate you tongue tongue tongue tongue
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I think my writing is becoming effected by the crappy writing my students subject me to frown
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idgas:
Why do you debate idiots? Thank you otherwise I would have had to reply. smile
faytal_kraydel:
Well that's no good..
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I'm back, and highly disappointed in the complete lack of bewbies.
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sockpuppet:
That's probably all I'll be able to get. Which is a bit of a bind, since I have thirteen years of mortgage left to pay off frown
brightredscream:
Sorry frown
My boobies aren't that great tongue
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I'll be back on in a few days. Behave, children.

And to the ladies . . . feel free to send me pictures of your bewbies tongue
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niobe:
Have fun.
quirky:


Have a smiling Narghile instead!
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brightredscream:
No stealing my necklace!!! tongue
sockpuppet:
Nothing personal smile
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Now THAT was a weird-ass fuckin first day!

I got there in time for my office hours and started getting everything prepped. I rarely have students show up, so it is usually just me and my clock radio. But I had some paperwork to get done and ended up gossiping with the dept. secretary for a bit . . . up to the point where...
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mavericka:
sounds like you get to meet some interesting people
brightredscream:
LOL
Sounds really, really interesting!!
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Warning: This post is about my sex life. Boring stuff follows.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


It's now been about one year since the last time I had sex. If not now, then by this time next week. Not that the last time was anything special or great. In fact it was a bit sad and pathetic.

I had been chatting with a young woman who...
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brightredscream:
I think you're wonderful personally....
I did the one night stand thing for a while - I'm the type though that can just shut down emotions and stuff during sex for the most part. I've been surprised a few times though...and have been a typical "girl".

I think that you'd honestly be a catch for someone - so don't sell yourself short kiss
sn0wbunnie:
Yaay for Bacon Cake and Nudity!
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My New Religion

I'm fed up with the current religions. Seems like, no matter what religion people pretend to belong to, they basically use it to make themselves feel better by pushing others down. So, I hereby create my own religion. And here are my commandments:

1. Thou shalt treat everybody as an equal, regardless of race, creed, gender, breast size, trouser bulge, or wallet...
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niobe:
How are you?
phantasy:
Re: #20, a few years ago on the news there was this guy who had stolen a kiss from a pretty girl as she was walking down the street. She turned out to be a cop. tongue He got a bit of a telling off and a fine. He said, when asked, "It wasn't worth it".
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Because sometimes I just need to calm the fuck down.


In related news, I started a new group dedicated to Slow Foods.

Feel free to join in smile
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brightredscream:
I always need to calm the fuck down tongue
brightredscream:
LOL
Gee thanks wink tongue
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HTML does NOT work on SG frown
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faytal_kraydel:
No it does not, neither can you upload .bmp pictures, at least I can't anyways
devilsreject:
Vbb. not html.