Just back from a midnight RHPS showing at the local theater. Small crowd, about half were virgins. And once again, I find myself asking "Who knew Susan Sarandon had such nice tits?"
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Not sure what I should do for a new Gentleman's Guide, or even if I should do another one. My brain is kinda fried-y.
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brightredscream:
You don't know me very well then do ya? 
brightredscream:
♥
You're always far too good to me my dear ♥
You're always far too good to me my dear ♥
I think I should be in France.
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mildots:
The first pretty lady I come across
kav:
I know, right? No chick wants another chick with a shrunken nutsack.
I giggled
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toxic:
I loves you more!!!! 
I've missed you how are you?!
I've missed you how are you?!
bratpanties:
Hehehe, I giggled too.
I just spent about an hour trying to figure out what this song was. Not sure if I like it as music, or if I just like it as sound concept.
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schmelectra:
i'm kinda in love with that song, i think.
at the very least, the concept is totally rad.
at the very least, the concept is totally rad.
jennrose:
mikey!!
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andrealaz:
loved your article!
shal:
I would like to see a Gentleman's Guide to Underpants... because goddamn, men need advice on underpants (when to throw them out, the fact that oversized boxers don't work under slim jeans, etc).
Also, the word underpants is really fucking funny.
Also, the word underpants is really fucking funny.
Just submitted my first Gentleman's Guide to the editors. Hope it makes it through.
Edit: Please keep an eye out for The Gentleman's Guide to . . . looking at tits.
Edit: Please keep an eye out for The Gentleman's Guide to . . . looking at tits.
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mildots:
I am waiting for your article
lembow:
I'll be eagerly awaiting this article!
I'm thinking of writing a weekly (or possibly monthly) tongue-in-cheek article for SG, mostly for my own amusement. I'm seeing a whole series of "A Gentleman's Guide to . . . " The topics I've come up with so far are:
1. Looking at tits
2. Not being creepy
3. Talking to girls
And now I've blanked out of the rest I had thought of....
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1. Looking at tits
2. Not being creepy
3. Talking to girls
And now I've blanked out of the rest I had thought of....
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kav:
heeeellll yeah i got lucky. like 34729859065 times that night.
i might be exaggerating, but you know.
i might be exaggerating, but you know.
toxic:
Humpty Hump Hump! Lots of humps for you! Happy Hump day!
Fucking cowardly congress!
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ohsoordinary:
They didn't laugh last time...
_margot_:
only if you are pointing a gun at the camera in another photo.
I had a very odd experience at work this afternoon. I was just about to close when this couple came in. He looked like a pretty standard edition hipster, and she looked a bit suicide girly (punky hair, many tattoos, kind smile). We all talked for a bit, and they were very very nice. They just moved to Omaha, but he was from Kearney and...
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mildots:
I like the stalking thing....go with it 
mildots:
When you find her make her "pay" for stalking you
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redrose:
wow that's absolutely breath-taking
hennamendhi:
Dude! I so want it too! That is really cool looking!
Boobs are wonderful.
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mildots:
True!
cindur:
Yes they are..
It's kind of hard to turn it into a debate, seeing as civilians cannot legally carry on a military base (military bases are Federally owned institutions, C&C permits for civilians don't mean squat on military bases. Military personnel (i believe) are not allowed to carry unless they're duty calls for it (Military Police). Military bases have the tightest gun control on the planet, i am not even sure how he got the gun.