coyote1284

Zingers

A friend said "Guten morgen" (not sure how to speel it) to me this morning. I said "Yea, Captiain Morgan to you, too!" I don't know why, just funny.
Later, while talking about paychecks someone asked me what I'd do with six figures. I said "I hardly know what to do with five."
Called somone a dick, they said "How did you know my...
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My new words:
g'rage - kick ass, like a garage band, mid-90's alt (or anything that sounds like it)
crunchy - kick ass, heavy, industrial
soggy - lame
kawaii - cute
spark - hottie
plat - ugly
nacht - just kidding, joking

YAY! Edea finally has a set! Lookin' good, Jersey!

Moving out! Yea! 21st is moving day. Out of the dorm, off the base! Found a nice apartment, 2 bed, 2 full bath, washer/dryer, stove, fridge, microwave. Mike, works in another shop, will be my roomie. Two words, Calble modem, which is not availiable in the dorms. I'll be downloading allot of Invader Zim!

nothing
but this
one little line
about nothing important or
pertinant to anything said before
just cross your legs, fold your
arms and tap your foot waiting for
my rambling to end only building up to
me saying the stupidest thing I have ever said
to anyone are you done you say then walk away

I'm a bit hesitant to start a relationship with someone from work, again, but Virginia digs me. The last work-place relationship went badly. Didn't help that Carol was unstable in the first place, but I got laid on a regular basis. Just to give you an idea, when I tried to break up with Carol, I became her personal sucide hotline, get the picture. Neither...
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Gods, I'm so lame. Having nothing better to do than to listen to my neighbor, Shane, fuck his girl through my dorm room wall. We kinda cheer eachother on when one of us hears the other, but it's been more him getting action. This morning, I got dressed in my quiet room to hear this girl's very sexy moan. "Early morning wake-up nookie!" is what...
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Anything I plan fails, not neccesarily badly, just doesn't work out. So what did I do this weekend? Last week I planned a blind date with a girl for this weekend (and she just happens to have the same problems with planning.) Put two anti-planners together and you get a catastrophe. She lost her cell phone, lost my e-mail (she found my e-mail today), and...
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A special day to count your blessings
No thanks to anyother day
So eat your Turkey and dressing
Cranberry sauce in the shape of a tin can
Football, parade
Spending the day with those you love and hate
Often one is both
The gay relative and their friend
The uncle with halitosis
Nap
Special day for giving gifts come soon

An Ode to Spam

Spam the butt of ev'ry
Processed meat food joke.
I eat Spam now
Grilled with cheese. I drink Coke.
Hot and Spicy
With Tobasco flavor
Beloved food
for Punk, Goth, or Rave.r
Not really ham,
But close enough.
Does anyone know
What really in this stuff?

Fin

Went to a free concert on base last night. 2 indie and one signed metal bands. The audience was dead, it was only me and 3 or 4 others thrashing on the floor. I knocked into one guy with the rigde of my eye hitting hit in the forehead, sprung a nose bleed, and may have suffered a mild concussion. It fucking rocked. The bands...
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What's the difference between a pickle and a pickled cucumber? I swear I saw a jar of pickled cucumbers somewhere before and it was a little different from a pickle.

I'm looking at Morgan