countryboy

Ya know women can always tell if a man is or has been married. The other day got house blowing and going , with an older lady inside possible smoke inhalation, weel anyway , kick the door down grab the lady as she is getting lifted up she begins ripping me a new ass for kicking her down in, an getting water alll over her clean carpet, well shit what ya gonna do??? in typical male fashion i said all i could ma'am i am terriblely sorry and if i could i would clean it up but for now i gotta run and put some wet stuff on that red stuff. after wards she smiles and thanks me , to which she asked if i was married and i said no just divorced, she said she could tell because the first words out of my mouth was I am sorry and it wont happen again. funny how our ex relationships change the way we do or think or in my case begin to apoligize instantly for no reason cuase i know no matter what i am going to get the blame or its my fault when it comes to women. yall some evil mo'fos