Dear Shannyn Sossamon,
You are my favorite girl in the whole wide world. Why can't other girls be just like you? I wouldn't say that I'm obsessed with you, because I don't want to ruin everything that we have together. You do, however, preoccupy my mind excessively, and since this is the exact definition of obsession, I submit that I am indeed obsessed with you. The truth is, you are the only "celebrity" who I find to be attractive. And when I say attractive, I really mean angelic. Gorgeous. Stunning. Take your pick.
You have amazing hair that is totally and completely without equal. Your body is almost frighteningly perfect, and I love the fact that you don't have a huge chest, something that I find to be more of a turn-off than a turn-on. I understand that you just recently had a child with your "boyfriend," but can't you reserve a tiny part of your heart for me? Don't I deserve that much?
If you ever severe ties with your boyfriend, you can look me up and I will console and comfort you (in addition to letting you know how horrible of a person your ex-boyfriend was). Yes, I may be 19 and you may be 25, but what's six years between two people who are clearly meant to be together?
I'll be waiting here, Shannyn...by the phone...anticipating your call.
Yours forever,
Brent
P.S. here is a small collection of my favorite pictures of you. I'm posting them here so that others can witness your stifling beauty. Actually, I'm a liar. I'm posting them so I can admire you when I check my journal.
You are my favorite girl in the whole wide world. Why can't other girls be just like you? I wouldn't say that I'm obsessed with you, because I don't want to ruin everything that we have together. You do, however, preoccupy my mind excessively, and since this is the exact definition of obsession, I submit that I am indeed obsessed with you. The truth is, you are the only "celebrity" who I find to be attractive. And when I say attractive, I really mean angelic. Gorgeous. Stunning. Take your pick.
You have amazing hair that is totally and completely without equal. Your body is almost frighteningly perfect, and I love the fact that you don't have a huge chest, something that I find to be more of a turn-off than a turn-on. I understand that you just recently had a child with your "boyfriend," but can't you reserve a tiny part of your heart for me? Don't I deserve that much?
If you ever severe ties with your boyfriend, you can look me up and I will console and comfort you (in addition to letting you know how horrible of a person your ex-boyfriend was). Yes, I may be 19 and you may be 25, but what's six years between two people who are clearly meant to be together?
I'll be waiting here, Shannyn...by the phone...anticipating your call.
Yours forever,
Brent
P.S. here is a small collection of my favorite pictures of you. I'm posting them here so that others can witness your stifling beauty. Actually, I'm a liar. I'm posting them so I can admire you when I check my journal.
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[Edited on May 18, 2004 8:02PM]
I came by to say i saw your post in the anti-couples thread on the first page... and you know, we are kind of fucking annoying, but it's also vice versa for the boyfriends too. I agree with everything you said... except the dying part... sometimes single is great, but other times... well, we all want someone to be with and understand us.