So the other night at work, I came up with the brilliant idea of playing a game of "Truth or Truth" with Eric to pass the monotony that is Seattle's Best Coffee. Here are some of the more notable questions:
For Eric:
Have you ever had a crush on a celebrity who you were so embarrassed about that you would never dare tell anyone?
Carrot Top
If you had to have sex with someone from work, who would it be?
Uhhh...well there's no way in hell it would be Tommy, he's disgusting...Phillip is Asian and completely un-fashionable, even though he has a decent body...so I guess based on looks alone, it would be you.
Have you ever wanted to do anything sexual with anyone in your family?
I used to think some of my stepbrothers were hot...wait, maybe I still do.
Would you rather have sex with someone who is physically the most gorgeous person you have ever seen but has no idea what they're doing, thus making the entire sexual experience absolutely unfulfilling, or have sex with someone who is the epitome of everything you find unattractive in a person, but who is absolutely incredible in bed?
The hot one
For Me:
If you had to choose between your mother, sister, and father dying but the rest of the world remaining alive, or the entire world dying but your mother, sister, and father staying alive, what would you pick?
The rest of the world staying alive. I think my family would understand.
If you had to choose between doing another guy in the ass for 15 minutes straight or having a girl with a strap-on do you for 15 minutes straight, which would you pick?
A girl doing me in the ass for 15 minutes. Had to go with the lesser of two evils in this case.
Consider these two situations: (1) You can have a relationship with Shannyn Sossamon but never have sex with her (2) You can have sex with Shannyn Sossamon once but she would die immediately after you two were done
I'd have sex with her. Then I would have the distinct honor of being the last man on this planet that ever had sex with Shannyn Sossamon. Oh God, that would be incredible.
What's the weirdest place you've ever masturbated?
747 lavatory, en route to England. The flight was far too long...
If you could get away with any one crime, what would it be?
I'd walk into Gucci with a gun and demand that the top tailor perfectly fit me with ten of their most amazing suits. Then I would take the suits and walk out the door.
--Brent
For Eric:
Have you ever had a crush on a celebrity who you were so embarrassed about that you would never dare tell anyone?
Carrot Top
If you had to have sex with someone from work, who would it be?
Uhhh...well there's no way in hell it would be Tommy, he's disgusting...Phillip is Asian and completely un-fashionable, even though he has a decent body...so I guess based on looks alone, it would be you.
Have you ever wanted to do anything sexual with anyone in your family?
I used to think some of my stepbrothers were hot...wait, maybe I still do.
Would you rather have sex with someone who is physically the most gorgeous person you have ever seen but has no idea what they're doing, thus making the entire sexual experience absolutely unfulfilling, or have sex with someone who is the epitome of everything you find unattractive in a person, but who is absolutely incredible in bed?
The hot one
For Me:
If you had to choose between your mother, sister, and father dying but the rest of the world remaining alive, or the entire world dying but your mother, sister, and father staying alive, what would you pick?
The rest of the world staying alive. I think my family would understand.
If you had to choose between doing another guy in the ass for 15 minutes straight or having a girl with a strap-on do you for 15 minutes straight, which would you pick?
A girl doing me in the ass for 15 minutes. Had to go with the lesser of two evils in this case.
Consider these two situations: (1) You can have a relationship with Shannyn Sossamon but never have sex with her (2) You can have sex with Shannyn Sossamon once but she would die immediately after you two were done
I'd have sex with her. Then I would have the distinct honor of being the last man on this planet that ever had sex with Shannyn Sossamon. Oh God, that would be incredible.
What's the weirdest place you've ever masturbated?
747 lavatory, en route to England. The flight was far too long...
If you could get away with any one crime, what would it be?
I'd walk into Gucci with a gun and demand that the top tailor perfectly fit me with ten of their most amazing suits. Then I would take the suits and walk out the door.
--Brent