I retired from petty vandalism in my late teens, but these hospital ads at bus stops and on billboards around town that say "My________ hurts" are really tempting. I've been toying with the idea of buying some spray paint. I mean, these ads are asking for it. If only I could think of some catchy slang words for male genitalia.
niobe:
Do it!
stcyr:
My SENATOR hurts (everyone)
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