Enter to win Be Cotten For A Day Sweepstakes! Fly to glamorous Los Angeles (assuming you can afford the ticket); Stay in a luxurious low-income apartment (on the couch) in LA's premier East Side; Drink coffee with Cotten, listen to his lectures on the state of the world, and learn how to lose consistently and gracefully from one of Hollywood's biggest losers; Travel in style with Cotten to the supermarket, where you might buy such ecstasy-inducing items as bread, deodorant, carrot juice (and many more!); Drink scotch with Cotten around five and around eight o'clock, start weeping yourself to sleep (on the couch). What a day!
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pini:
ahahah I want toooo!!. except I probably wont bee weeping on the couch is that alright?
cotten:
I guess you don't have to weep. But I don't know what else you'd do.