I am growing a beard. A really long beard. Then I'm moving to a mountaintop. That's right, a mountaintop high above your local religious institution. And I'm going to sit on that mountaintop with a serene poise and wait. Wait for people who search low and high for truth. And when they ask for the truth with a capital T, I will tell them nothing. Nothing!
More Blogs
-
1
Tuesday May 25, 2010
Suicide is pretty much the same as relocating to a new town, except t… -
3
Tuesday May 25, 2010
Everyone will be pleased to know that I have completed my bi-yearly b… -
0
Saturday May 22, 2010
I have the strangest feeling that either god or my own chromosomes ar… -
2
Thursday May 20, 2010
My neighbor has lost her senses. This is evident from the nauseating … -
0
Wednesday May 19, 2010
I'm retiring from the ultimate fighting club I belong to. It's just t… -
1
Tuesday May 18, 2010
Yesterday, I opted for a prison sentence rather than wait in line at … -
0
Monday May 17, 2010
This morning I was so tired that I had to waterboard myself in the sh… -
6
Monday May 17, 2010
I'm going out on a limb here and I'm going to say that the people on … -
2
Sunday May 16, 2010
I am offering a 50% discount to all SG members who sign up for my Lif… -
0
Saturday May 15, 2010
If I see one more ridiculously sexy Canadian on SG I will, I'm afraid…