I am growing a beard. A really long beard. Then I'm moving to a mountaintop. That's right, a mountaintop high above your local religious institution. And I'm going to sit on that mountaintop with a serene poise and wait. Wait for people who search low and high for truth. And when they ask for the truth with a capital T, I will tell them nothing. Nothing!
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