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Tuesday Jul 27, 2010

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One morning I'm out of milk, but I have plenty of cereal. Another morning I'm out of cereal but have plenty of milk. Then I'm out of milk but have plenty of cereal. Then it's a half carton of milk in the fridge and cereal dust in the box. Who the fuck is in charge of measuring out these products? Seriously. What kind of sadistic bastard would do this? Well, I want his/her head on a platter. No milk, no cereal, just the head on a silver platter with a doily underneath, perhaps with some parsley as garnish. If someone can make this happen today by 5 pm PCT, that would be great. Thanks.
stcyr:
thanks man. I don't know about any lawsuits re the City Museum, but I'll look into certifying a class action on the whole milk-to-cereal proportioning thing. Would you like to be the lead Plaintiff? I think we could probably settle for a couple of bucks, or at least enough to keep you in frosted flakes for a year or two.
Jul 27, 2010
cotten:
It's been my life-long dream to be a lead plaintiff. In what? Anything. Isn't being a plaintiff in a lawsuit part of the American dream?
Jul 27, 2010

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