Hey kids, who likes conspiracy theories? Here's one. Dick Cheney orders his minions at Halliburton to blow up an oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico on April 20, aka 420, to ruin this day of celebration for potheads forevermore. Why? Because as market research indicates, potheads are likely to be tree huggers and ultimately, once the smoke clears, liberals. Which are, as market research indicates, bad for business.
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