My new goal in life is to have 1 million friends on this site by the time I'm 60. And no, I haven't done the math. And I'm not going to. I just want to be the most popular loser pervert that's ever lived. That's all. By 60.
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Wednesday Sep 22, 2010
I retired from petty vandalism in my late teens, but these hospital a… -
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Friday Sep 10, 2010
I attended my first meeting of CTA (Compulsive Thinkers Anonymous) la… -
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Tuesday Sep 07, 2010
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Saturday Sep 04, 2010
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Thursday Sep 02, 2010
I am a raven with a bad case of mange but who can still fly...just ba… -
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Wednesday Aug 25, 2010
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Tuesday Aug 03, 2010
Due to financial problems, I'm going back on the game. If anybody nee… -
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Monday Aug 02, 2010
I think it's time to melt down the Statue of Liberty and sell off the… -
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Sunday Aug 01, 2010
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Friday Jul 30, 2010
I'm sick & tired of the poor quality of blow-up dolls these days. I r…