I encourage everyone here to join my Anti-Fortune Cookie Movement. We have all been lied to enough. There is no "love" or "wealth" or "happiness" on our pathetic horizons. These little sweet tasting cookies have peddled their fraudulent futures for long enough. It's time to say "No More". How many more westerners must be tricked into believing there is hope, intoxicated by a belly full of rice and MSG? People, hear me now! Send that cookie back. Crush it under your foot. Whatever, but do not accept these false prophecies any longer.
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pini:
They're not even "fortunes" anymore, they're more like statements..or for instants today I went and got Chinese buffet and our one fortune cookie was a joke..a JOKE. It made me laugh though. "why did the balding man complain to the barber ?" 'why you charge me full price?" 
cotten:
thank you for your support. Secret meetings held at Panda Express on Wednesday nights, in hollywood.