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I'm currently starring in an unscripted, non-televised reality show called "White Recluse". It's about a minimally-tattooed guy in his thirties who never leaves his room/web and spends his time viewing erotic images of tattooed women on one particular website. It's a comi-tragedy. The guy, the White Recluse, attacks and bites people who disrupt his viewing of these beautiful punk girls. In season two, the White Recluse actually sprouts six additional legs and develops the ability to spin a web - a la Kafka. This is when things get bizarre. Intentionally banal Tagline: "One web you don't want to get caught in."