I've decided to become a vampire. But I don't know how to do this. Is there a support group out there? An apprentice program? How much blood do I have to drink per day to maintain my vampire status? Are there blood pills for those who don't like drinking blood? Do I always have to wear leather and long over coats, or can I wear linen in the summer? Are day time activities strictly forbidden, or can I, if in an emergency, go to the supermarket for toilet paper or milk or beer? Or should I just apply for a job at a health care company?
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femlover:
Gotta admit, I too lean over to the side of the werewolf.
cotten:
O but I've been a werewolf for years. Need a change.