I've started smoking again because frankly I can't bear the thought of being out smoked by a two-year-old Indonesian baby. Have you seen this iron-lunged, staring-death-in-the-face-and-laughing child? If not, youtube it. You'll feel a newfound respect for this newest generation.
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