My neighbor has lost her senses. This is evident from the nauseating blend of cheap perfume, menthol cigarettes and yes, incense, that she lets escape out of her window past my front door and up and down the street. So strong is the stench, it's somehow able to go down the hill and up the hill and even around the corner. I could smell it as I parked my car in front of my apartment. It's like the goddamn Gulf Stream of Stank. How can someone's nose be so negligent? Ladies, you know: you spray or dab on some perfume and then if a young gentlemen is lucky enough to walk past you, he catches a quick, tantalizing whiff of the delicate luxury of your scent; but if a woman puts on perfume (while smoking cigs and burning incense), it should not infuse the entire block and overwhelm the flowers, garbage bins, dog shit and car exhaust, right? Overwhelm the car exhaust? In LA? Seriously, that is too much perfume. And this is coming through an open window! Imagine the suffocating stench in the apartment. If she has a baby in there, that baby is as good as brain damaged. It's too late for that child, folks. Now, I'm pro-tobacco, so I can forgive the smell of smoke. I used to be a trust-fund hippie, so I can forgive the incense. And I can forgive the cheap perfume - I have a grandmother - but the fusion of these odors in such copious amounts is unforgivable. I realize she would die from asphyxiation if she closed her window, but she should close the fucking window. Full stop.
iluvenis:
femlover:
Horrible combination of odors sir. I would say you need to invest in some kind of respirator, but instead I think she needs to cut that crap out.