This morning I was so tired that I had to waterboard myself in the shower for several minutes before I felt any other sensation besides sleep. Naturally I thought of the commercial prospects of selling waterboarding kits that fit in the bathtub and that would wake an individual up much more efficiently than say your average mocha sippa latte. But well, the latte is a lot easier to stomach, it's true.
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